Welcome to My Blogs

I would just like to take this opportunity to introduce myself and prepare you for my blogs, because I don't think you are ready. I am ranked the #1 blogger in California and the #2 blogger nationwide, stuck only behind that flight attendant stewardess chick who got fired from her airline for posting about all the problems and how she hated her job. Smart. They are forecasting that I will soon surpass her in the rankings early 2006. After that, the only people I really have to worry about are Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi possibly catching me. I'm here. Be Scared. My blogs are finnin' to take this mutha fucka over and shit. Copyright 2005 D. Blogger Productions