Now I'm watching the Lakers game.

Did you think that headline was all enthusiastic like? Like I was like, "Ahh..now I'm watching the Lakers game."? Or did you think I was just telling you what I'm doing now, as opposed to before when I was watching the Bulls game? The world may never know. Just like that owl that licks a lollipop and shit. That's what I'm talking about. Being mysterious man. It's the newest way to be cool. Seriously, MTV did a show about it. "Real Mysterious 1." (Instead of Real Sex.)