Trott Felipe Farts in the Woods

The age-old question has been solved. Except...instead of a tree falling in the woods...Trott Felipe farted...in the woods...and nobody heard it.So forget about science, experiments, control group, experiment groups, beekers, bunson burners and all that stuff that really has nothing to do with this--Trott has solved it. Trott went out in the woods "Hollywood Hills," and farted. Nobody heard it. And coming from a huge international star like Trott, you know that's unheard of. Not the fart. The idea that nobody heard it. So there you have it. Case closed.