I will be drunk this weekend, I swear it

If by drunk you mean...drunk on life! That's right folks: clean and sober for 6 days now! Oh...wait a minute. I drank at Barney's Beanery last night. Shit, nevermind. I guess I just lied right there. I'm blaming the drinking. I'm hungover; that's why I lied. Peace. World Peace.