I'm Drunk Right Now

Just kidding, but imagine if I was? How crazy would that be? Really crazy. You know why? Because I haven't even drinken anything! Not a single drink that could necessitate that of being drunk! Hey-yo! Te he he, you got any gum? You, wanna buy a hot dog You know what else is crazy? I was drunk last night and I will be drunk tonight. How sick is that gonna be? Damn, whiskey sho is good son. Wait...I don't even have any whiskey. Oh well, Sky Vodka will do. Hey-yo! Damn, my blog sucks. haha