Welcome to Drunk Blogger in Hollywood

Wait a minute...I was supposed to write this at the beginning of my blog write? I mean, right? Shoot, I done reckon I finnin' to fix it but I forgot where this here blog should goes. Darnz. Oh well, hey did you know I'm from the Midwest? Does that make me dumb automatically? Derpa derpa dee...shoot I don't know. Heck, I don't know either. Darn, I wish spyware wasn't tracking my typing right now, that would be cool if they weren't, so that I could hold on to my life, instead of fighting with nerds.