Get ready for it.

I am so awesome man. You know why? I am so awesome man. You know why? Oops, I said that trifling thing again. Did I spell trifling right? Probably not. Who cares. Destiny's Child used the word in a song. It's officially gay anyway. I'll never use it again. Just like that trendy Ed Hardy Hollywood shirt I wore one time. It's retired. But not retired in the Michael Jordan sense...because that's way cooler. Similar to the Jay-Z retirement though.