Welcome Back Hollywood.

Where have you been man? Want a beer? Coors light? No. I don't have that. Pabst Blue Ribbon? Nah. Seriously, it's been a while! You haven't been around since Paris Hilton's birthday, when she fucked Perez Hilton in the mouth with a dildo. Damn, that was a crazy party. Oh well, talk to you later Hollywood! You are my best friend! Morals are awesome!