Stats for ya'll

Number of Paperback Purchases: 26 Number of eBook Purchases: 0 Minutes Brian has spent caring about zero eBook Purchases: 0 Number of people who have read the book around me and laughed: 5 Number of people who have completed it and enjoyed it: 4 Number of people who have completed it (to my knowledge): 4 Percentage of people in Hollywood who will like everything in the book: 2% Percentage of people in Hollywood who will relate and like most of it: 99.9% Publication most likely to not like this book: LA WEEKLY Likelihood of Brian getting dropped by his Commercial Talent Agent if they read the entire book: 100% Percentage of Brian that is bothered by that: 0% Percentage of the book that actually happened to me or is very loosely based off stuff that happened to me: 50% (Seriously! This is not autobiographical!) Percentage of people reading this blog that have wasted their time by reading this blog, instead of the book: 100% Thanks to everybody who has bought it so far! We're just getting started, folks.