Stiffler's pie

As Stiffler said, “It’s like warm apple pie.” Apparently these guys think, “It’s like cold turkey.” In my search for Thanksgiving videos I found these clowns. They grunt like cavemen, but there is an english word or two in there. What they are doing isn’t that funny, yet they are laughing like giddy little girls. Let’s see if we can figure out why they find it so funny. Humor lacking situation + guys laughing like giddy girls + humping turkey ——————- = marijuana. I learned that on CSI. What scares me the most about this is that it really made me think. In this sick world we live in, there is someone somewhere that has actually used a turkey in this way. It may have been these guys. It may have been your neighbor. It may be your teenage brother tonight. So have a Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow. And enjoy your brother’s stuffing.