It was the gold of times, it was the gold of times

I like gold!!! Remember that cheesy line, from that old Austin Power movie, or whatever? Yeah? You do? I'm very proud of ya. Well what if I told you that you could get some? Some gold I mean. Well, through MDC, or Monex Deposit Company, you can. You can purchase gold and/or other precious metals. And then what? Then, they will instantaneously deliver them personally, or even set you up with a spot for convenient and totally safe storage at an independent bank or depository. Sick! And might I add, they've been doing this for over 30 years don't cha know. They are professionals. They are the gold and precious metals investment leader, homie. Gold, as in investment, is available in two awesome forms: coin or ingot. What are they? Well, ingots are usually gold ingots of pure bullion cast that come in these easy sizes and shapes. And of course, you know coins pretty well (hopefully). Coins have a currency value...or they could also be actually defined as ingots. Now let's talk history. Buying gold has been recognized for centuries--and I mean centuries--as one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and power of purchasing. Very good methods of doing this, might I add, dog. This goes back to the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans...all the way up to more modern times. Do you trust old people? Do you trust really old, pretty much ancient, people? Well, good then. Man has been fascinated in all ages. Gold is pretty. It is magical to some, life changing to others. Well today, the gold bar lies in its proven beauty, and it's ability to diversify investments. It protects wealth and preserves one's purchasing power...like I said earlier...in case you missed it, dog. So listen...listen real closely: Monex Precious Metals has a huge, dedicated staff. It's a staff of hard asset pros. They want to serve your precious metals investment needs, questions and concerns. They are America's awesomest dealer. They have the most convenient market and competitive precious metals prices that you can get. Did you hear all that, junior? Good, Christopher Columbus. Next time take the sandwich out of your ear. Gold: it's what's for dinner. See ya'll later!