Walk the lining

Rumer's into Willie Nelson? Nah, it's probably just an "ironic" t-shirt moment. Here's Rumer leaving the ERES swimwear shop on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills with her mom Demi Moore. Demi's looking like she had a hard day trying on skimpy swimsuits for her still impossibly hot body. Rumer's fully feeling her Miss Golden Globe spotlight and sporting a red Kabbalah leash, I mean bracelet. Demi, let your kids decide for themselves! It could be worse. It could be Xenu. God imagine that bunch rolling up on your church? The kids all up on themselves, Mom looking younger than them, and Ashton Kutcher in a white sweatsuit and talking loudly on a cellphone. I'd renounce my deity.