I woke up this morning with a hangover

I woke up this morning with a hangover. It was not pretty. After drinking chambord and Diet Dr. Pepper's all night, and reading GQ, I realized that I was being lame as shit. It was pretty much the worst thing you could spend your night doing if you are a straight male. Oh well, but yeah, lame. So today, I decided to remedy the situation by going to the gym, playing tackle football, getting into a fight, and banging 3 chicks back-to-back. It's the only way I can make up for the gayest night in the history of being bored. But I'm still hungover, so I'll probably just do that stuff tomorrow. Womp-womp-wooommmppp.