I'm Watching Jeff Foxworthy Right Now.

I'm watching Jeff Foxworthy right now on Comedy Centnral. Pretty good stuff. Not as red-necky as usual. Here is my Jeff Foxworthy impression: You might be a dog if: You lick another dogs ass. He-he! You fart on a snare drum. Hey-oh! You drink out of a bowl and fuck cats. Boo-yah! You eat dog food. LOL! You pee standing up...on...four...legs! Bbbahhahaha! I'm hilarious!