I like to dance

...but only when I'm drunk. I've discovered this, after going to the bar Rhino Pussy last week. It's in downtown Raleigh. After drinking $1.00 shots of Jagger, and starring at all the Wright Brothers memorabilia on the walls, I started feelin' a tingling in my leg. Then it moved to my hips, and then I realized I was getting a blow job from a hot midget chick. After that I danced.