I'm Drunk and blogging about Expos again...

Who'd a thunk it? Your boy, Archie Lee, is partying out of control like a maniac, getting drunk and what's his mug...Feli Fel? He's out there droppin' sirens on the whole thing. But me, Cooda Bang? I'm just trying to talk about the Montreal Expos and drinking with babes, but nothing is happening. I need money, mayne.