A message from Winston Churchill

What's up fuckers? I'm Winston Churchill, the biggest badass that this world has ever seen. I have so much awesome shit to brag about but first I've got to get a drink..... OK, back. Now what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yeah. Me being a mutha fuckin badass. Remember when I kicked Stalin's ass? Remember the celebrity deathmatch on MTV where I ripped Hitler's claymation ass a new one? Well get ready. Those stories and more are on there way. In the mean time though - Shut the fuck up and get me another drink. Winston Churchill and his estate do not condone the writing of this blog, but they would if they knew about it.