Luol Deng to star in major motion picture?

Get ready for the blockbuster motion picture, coming to a theater near you next week: "LUOL DENG: STILL PIMPIN'" From the guy who wrote GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN', it's an action-packed story of how Luol Deng overcame the odds, totally played Duke, and joined the Bulls to become one of the biggest pimps in the league (if a silent pimp). Get ready folks. Grab your popcorn lightly salted and Diet Pepsi. It's gonna be pimperrific! -The Editor