Welcome home, Sodomites

Just kidding. I felt like writing a really weird title; that's all. I don't even know what that means, but it sounded retarded. Anyway, how the hell are ya? Did you have a good trip? I know it gets tough when you are on the road, being a sodomite and all. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know I said I just made up that title, but the truth of the matter is, I'm sick of sugar-coating it for you. You are a sodomite, and it's disgusting. But welcome home.