If you are drunk, you should think seriously about your ebay purchases

Seriously, back in 2002, I discovered ebay...while drinking. It was a bad idea. I made some weird decisions, and ended up ordering the entire 1996 Detroit Lions, in Starting Lineup Action Figures. And...Starting Lineup never even made those...so it was a bootleg version. Most of them were G.I. Joes that had been melted down, and dressed in paper Detroit Lions uniforms, most likely printed on a computer screen. It was weird to say the least. So yeah, don't get drunk and get on ebay.