Are you ready for the 2007 NBA playoffs?

I'm ready. I hope you are. This is going to be a good postseason. My Bulls are going up against the Heat. And then the Pistons. (That's right. I'm guaranteeing victory over the Miami Heat in the first round. You got a problem with that, Miami? I didn't think so. I own Miami...not really.) I wouldn't want some Peruvian dude, bumping Pit Bull on his pink iPod mini to come beat me up. That would suck. Go Bulls.