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Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl early this morning, though no name has been picked out yet and she's just being referred to as Baby Brown. And because Scary Spice is a slut, she's still not sure who the father is. She claims Eddie Murphy is the father, but Murphy said on a Dutch TV show last December: "I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."