Let's Get Real Madrid

Real Madrid basketball and soccer (futbol) teams are so awesome, you guys. I mean, seriously. Madrid is a cool city. Sports are cool. Spanish chicks are hot. What's not to gustar? Hey-oh! I mean, seriously though, except not...what's with the KFC's in Spain? Their chicken tastes differently, man. I mean, don't get me wrong; it's good. It's Pau Gasol-good; but, it's not Kentucky-good, dog. That's just weird to me. It's weirder than this blog that I'm writing right now. It really is. It really, really is.