I'm going to get drunk tonight.

I'm not going out though... My goal is to get drunk by myself, play xBox 360, watch 8 DVDs, stay up all night, eat cheetos, and pass out at about 9:00 a.m. Saturday morning. Doesn't that sound like fun? No? Why not? Alright...just kidding. I'm actually going to go party on Sunset Blvd. with some smokin' hot babes, wearing short miniskirts, mall hair and sunglasses. Does that sound like fun? No? What the? Well, what the hell do you want me to do then? Jerk.