Walker, Texas Pussy

That's right! I'm talking to you! You aren't tough, man. I watched your show. I seen your show. I listened to your show while I was surfing the internet! It's all the same! It's not tough, man! It's freakin' lame. Come on, give me somethin' tougher, mayne. This is ridiculous. I can't watch a show that is this soft and not action-packed. Redonkulous! Get it done with some better stuff. Now.