Made Up Story Of The Day

Britney Spears is suing the makers of the drug Vioxx, claiming that taking the drug caused her to become temporarily insane and marry Kevin Federline or K-Fed. While this is not funny, as a joke, or if it actually had happened, it is funny. Look out for other vioxx lawsuits to pop up in the upcoming weeks, especially from 13 year old girls...or, at least that's what would have happened in 1998 when Britney was hot and had fans.