I Played Basketball Today With The Redhead Kid From The Sandlot

Today, I went to 24 Hour Fitness and played basketball with the redheaded fat kid (pardon the expression) from Sandlot. There really isn't much else to say about it except for how awesome it was. I asked him if he still had that baseball with Babe Ruth's signature, but he just looked at me, shook his head and punched me in the face. I tried to report it to the front desk but they said, "Are you kidding me? That's the redheaded fat kid from The Sandlot! Who the hell are you?"