USC Loses Rose Bowl, Hollywood Cries, Except Matthew McConaughey

Led by QB Vince Young, Texas "upset" USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA to win the national championship. Vastly underrated all year, Texas had a chip on their shoulder, or at least on Vince Young's shoulders, and they used it to win by 3 against the defending national champs. Lots of Hollywood stars who had jumped on the bandwagon, were spotted using their Meisner technique to cry after the loss. Jake Gyllenthaal started to make out with Kirsten Dunst after the game. When he was informed that USC lost, he replied, "I know. This isn't a victory kiss. I'm just trying to get rid of the Heath Ledger taste." Vince Vaughn also chimed in, "Well, I was really going for USC, but at least the QB for Texas has a really great first name too," followed by a big smile. This "upset" also shows that ESPN and the other media, shouldn't be in the business of hype so much and shouldn't base who is going to win the national championship off of an X-Box 360 simulation or a game of Golden Tee Complete. I think it's great that ESPN was already comparing this year's USC team to former national champions and then they lost. They didn't even talk about Texas, but they are now. Contact at antonlash@yahoo.com