You ever been drunk in Hawaii?

You ever been drunk while lounging in the Hawaii Condo? I knew you would say that. Well...for those of you who have, now is the time to go. Who is going to give you the opportunity? GP. Who is GP? Gebhard Properties. They have a new website! They are all about the Hawaii resort with ocean front vaction homes. You can rent on the Big Island and Maui! Not all vacation spots are the same, even in Hawaii...especially in Hawaii. GP owns...and...manges these custom homes, homie. Exclusive locations is where they are at. Where are you at? You aren't going to find better amenities anywhere else. Here are just some of the things they have: spacious living areas, custom furnishings, and artwork not found in even the finest of hotels. Gnarly dude!Check the Hale Nani Loa Maka, our Kolea Villa. It's a 3BR/3BA penthouse located at the Waikoloa Beach Resort. It sleeps six and offers 2,576 square feet of living space. It practically owns the HI. It has it's own private elevator access and a gourmet kitchen and an extensive collection of Hawaiian art and an outstanding views of Anaeho'omalu Bay and Kileaua!Or maybe you would prefer the Hale Ke Kai? Gosh, you are so pickey. Well...their luxurious 3BR/4BA two-level private home in Kailua-Kona will comfortably sleep up to eight people. It too has full-sized kitchens and expansive lanais on both levels, two master suites, a private wading pool, and a location so close to the ocean that a whale might piss on you! Awesome!What? Well...if you really want a taste of Old Lahaina, then book a stay at their incredible 2BR/2BA corner-unit condo now! It's on the third floor of the Mahana at Kaanapali Resort in Maui. Radical! It runs parallel to the ocean. Totally tubular! Gebhart Properties arer there to give you the luxury, convenience and comfort that is rare nowadays. Browse their Hawaiian vacation homes and book today! Do it now dog! Hurry! Hurry up! Quit being a cat. Do it! You won't do it! (reverse psychology)