Man am I crunk!

I'm so crunk right now. No, not in that way. I'm not high, nor drunk. But, I am crunk on life. That's right. I'm crunk on life. You got a problem with that? Shit, I'm getting pissed off now! I'm losing the crunkness of life! Why did you do this to me!? Why did you do this to me!? Shit! This is not right. Earlier, I was crunk on life. Now I'm not. But I just was. Shit. You son of a bitch...you son...of...a...bitch. -Trott Felipe