The Bulls Just Won Game 1

In your face, Miami Heat, pussies. You just lost Game 1 to the Chicago Bulls in Chicago. What a bunch of idiots. You guys are over-the-hill. James Posey is a dummie head. Shaq is obese like Dela Reese. Dwyane Wade is awesome, but hurt. Kobe Bryant cries. (I know Kobe isn't on the Heat, but I'd say that about him if he was.) Basically, the Bulls handed it to you guys today. Get ready for Game 2. The Bulls will be. Get ready, again.