Christina is partier

Christina XTINA Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman have welcomed the arrival of their newborn son, Max Liron Bratman. Great name if you are a 17th century pianist. Why do celebrities always give their kids some weird ass name as if they wont get made fun of at school. Liron? The little munchkin weighed in at 6lbs 2oz, which is coincidentally the same weight of the first fist he'll be punched with in the face when he is 10. That's a big fist! On another note, 2 days earlier, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed a baby girl into the world. HER name? Harlow Winter Kate Madden at 6lbs 7oz. Maybe their babies can hook up in the future and be a super couple living the simple life. Hey-oh! Not funny.