The last time I thought about silver, it was the color of a hot babe's dress

I'm serious. The last time I thought of silver it was the color of the smokin' hot babe's dress. The dress was so hot. Oh yeah, and silver is back, ya'll! That's right! It's back, and you can invest in it, and it's the bee's knees! (What does that expression mean?) Of course, I'm talking about MDC, or Monex Deposit Company. You can totally use them, and their services, to buy silver and other precious metals. And you can have these precious metals delivered to your house, personally. You can also conveniently store them in safe storage or an independent bank. Totally tubular, broham! So silver is available in two forms: coin and ingot. Those are what you get when you get silver. Got it? If you want to invest in one of these forms, you should. Ingots are generally silver ingots of pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape. Coins have a currency value or they can also be defined as ingots. And right now, this time period we are in, folks, is the best, if not ever, for investing in silver bullion. You should do it. I'm strongly thinking about that ish. I mean, the world demand exceeds annual production! And it's been this way since 1990...every year! It's almost preposterous when you think about it. It's insanely fantastic. Silver bullion is low too, dog. Above ground stockpiles of it are getting so small! They are approaching zero. That's not good news! Also, Monex Precious Metals (MPM) is home to a staff that is so large, and so dedicated, that they decided to commit to you and help out with your precious metal investment needs. They are America's best dealer, with convenient market and competitive precious metals prices. That's what I'm talking about, silver. You are back on the map! Get on the train to Silver Town! (The train to Silver Town is made of silver.)

A very special message from T.I.

These days, if you ain't partyin', than you ain't gots yo stimulus check from tha gov yet. You dig? Hi. I'm Gangster Rap's T.I. I'm here to speak in regular english, with proper grammar, to talk to you about something very important. It's called, "rabies." Most people don't know what it is, but rabies is a degenerative disease that affects over 10 dogs a year nationally. Since I'm T.I., from Atlanta, where Michael Vick is from...and a hardcore rapper, I do, and am supposed to, like dogs. So I do. So that's why WOFRD (Watch Out For Rabies Dogs) has contacted me. They want me to talk to ya'll folk abouts it... Ahem...pardon me. I lost my head for a moment, chaps. In closing, watch out for rabies dogs. This message has been brought to you by T.I. speaking proper English.

My swag is serious

I just heard that lyric in a song. I thought swag was supposed to be fun. You are supposed to have swag because you are feeling good--not serious. What the hell, man? Where is music these days? I just don't get it. Maybe I need to go back to Junior High to understand the lyrics. Yo.