Thursday, November 29, 2007

Defibrillator time?

If you have health problem you may be in the market for a defibrillator. In other words, I'm talking about AllegroMedical.com. You heard of it? No? Well, it was founded in 1996. Which means it now serves absolutely more than 1 million customers. This also makes them one of the largest and MOST technologically advanced independently owned (online) retailers of life enhancing products in the U.S. You want to know more about their history before I proceed? That's fair. Well, they launched the first ecommerce site in medical equipment and home health care supplies. This was in 1998. They are a lot bigger now though. They also have mainstream products now, such as Exercise and Fitness Equipment, Nutritional Dietary Supplements, Maternity/Baby Supplies and Outdoor Gear. Isn't that fantastic? How much do they have to offer though? A lot! They have 55,000 products, but in under 50 categories...and hundreds of sub-categories! Shop by category, brand, or even condition! And listen to some of the stuff the have recently added to the site. The new features of the site include: RSS feed / Blogs / Product Guides, Auto Re-Order – (so that customers can set their deliveries for different times. Sweet! They also have all of these fabulous new featured products, like: FreeStyle Diabetes Test Strips, Pediasure, Kinesio Tape, X2 Vest Weight Vest, Carpal Tunnel Computer Glove, Breast Feeding Pillow, Blood Pressure Monitor, Shower Chair, Polar Heart Monitor, Philips HeartStart Home AED Defibrillator! What's that? You want to know categories? How about: Children/Pediatric, Daily Living Aids, Diabetic Supplies, Emergency Preparation, Exercise/Fitness, Hospital Discharge Favorites, Maternity Care, Sexual Well-Being, Urologicals/Catheters, Wound Care Supplies? Those do anything for ya? So seriously, The free Allegro eCatalog is so popular, man. It has some great discounts if you sign up...but only for a limited time, so act now. They are based in Tempe. It's hot there, and cool.

Seriously, Linsay Lohan is awesome, dude!

Whether we like it or not - most likely not - Lindsay Lohan is working on another album. Her third! And she’s got some interesting collaborators planned for her latest opus. According to her famewhoring father, the actress is hoping to hook up with 50 Cent on the record. “They’re talking about working together. Nothing’s firm yet, but they’re in talks,” he tells Life And Style. “They’ve actually known each other for a while, just from being in the business together and crossing paths at events.” If she is going to make another record, she should at least try and make it good! Having Fiddy on it? Not good. Lindz should stick to pure pop and dance. [Image via Buzz Foto.]

Home for the holidays

Turns out that I'm going a little stir crazy at home now, thanks to my slow computer performance, probably because of spies. I'm sick of this hacker shit. Let me live, computer. Your performance is unorthodox, and bad. It is not allowing me to do my work, and get my life going in a positive direction. Damn it, computer, what is your problem!? I'm trying to work! I'm trying to work! I'm trying to work! But yet, my computer continues to sit here, and not work to it's full potential--in turn, causing me not to work to my full potential. It's unnerving to say the least. Fuck you, computer.

No country for no webloyalty

There is webloyalty and then there is webloyalty. It is something awesome that generates new revenues for its clients. But how? By rewarding its customers who make purchases! And it totally prides itself on the impressive returns it gains for its totally awesome clients. Not to mention the absolutely unmatched service that they offer their awesome customers. Pretty cool stuff if you are into making money. And they've been around for a while. They were founded in 1999. And since then, they have become a leader in online marketing services companies. They provide customized programs to e-commerce, travel, and other fee-based businesses. They do this in a number of ways. They have a range of innovative products that really do help their clients increase their revenues. Not to mention the valuable benefits packages on top of this. They have over 2 million subscriber today and they all enjoy savings. This is probably because of their new model of customer-friendly subscription services. They have over 300 employees in their Norwalk, CT headquarters, and San Francisco offices. It's like the movie, they literally have that many people in their army. Good stuff. And their revenues have reached $143.9 million (in 2006). And by the way, that was 33 percent up from 2005! They have had 16 consecutive...that's CONSECUTIVE quarters of operating profitability. Combine that with a 37 percent compound annual growth rate over the past 3 years, and you've got a recipe for awesome, mister! Did I mention that they acquired General Atlantic LLC recently as well? What are they? A leading global private equity firm that provides capital for growth companies driven by information technology OR intellectual property. Since 1980 they have $10 billion, roughly, in capital under management, man! The firm has invested in over 150 companies, has current holdings in approximately 50 companies, including almost half based outside the United States, and is completely brilliant. If you aren't ready for webloyalty this holiday season, you dang well might as well not be ready for the holidays themselves.

Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price is also called K.P.

Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price is desperate to get back to her pre-pregnancy shape because she wants to be a ‘yummy mummy’. The glamour model, who recently gave birth to daughter Princess Tiaamii, said that it’s important to look good, as most men tend to lose interest. “I want to get back into shape for me, not because people think I should. I want to be a yummy mummy, not a Molly mum,” News of the World quoted her, as saying. “When some women have kids they let themselves go - I call that a Molly mum. They don’t bother dressing up and forget about themselves. It’s important to look good because in some cases I think the man would lose interest and disappear,” she added. Man, yo.

Captain Kangaroo lives here no more

Angelina Jolie’s head peers out from luminous, turquoise water in a dark cavern littered with decaying bodies and skeletons. She is moving slowly toward her prey. Trailing Jolie is a long, thin, twisting gold tail. “I love my tail,” Jolie laughs during an interview in Los Angeles recently. The water scene is the first time audiences of her new, ground-breaking digitally-enhanced live action film, Beowulf, see Jolie’s face. The other lead actors in Beowulf, Anthony Hopkins, Ray Winstone, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn, are not so easily recognisable, thanks to new generation motion capture technology Beowulf director Robert Zemeckis used to make the movie.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Tampa Lapband is an interesting surgery

You considering Tampa lapband surgery? You may want to, if not. It would be a great idea. It really would, because if you are fat, you should consider this surgery. There is a rapidly expanding network of specialized surgical facilities, and it's called Journey Lite. Journey Lite is a highly skilled and experienced bariatric surgeons, and team of healthcare professionals. What do they do? They are dedicated to providing the safest and least invasive surgical weight-loss solution...not to mention the absolute most comprehensive support programs that you can find today, in present day! It's what I'm talking about! They are a great company, and they specialize in some stuff. What is it, you ask? Well, for starters, they specialize in Laparoscopic Adjustable Gastric Banding. Or, for short, LAGB...or, for short again, LAP-BAND® System procedure. But what is it? What do they do? Well, your surgeon simply inserts an inflatable, adjustable gastric band through small incisions in your body, and then simply positions the band around the upper part of your stomach! But what does this do? Well, do you want to lose weight...? Because that's what this does. It creates a small pouch in your stomach, and that passageway into the lower part. It will make you feel full of food..when you have actually eaten less...so you will lose weight...almost naturally! And the procedure offers a number of pros over different options. It is the least invasive weight-loss surgery available. It is adjustable and, if the need should arise, completely reversible. Isn't that awesome? I know--I thought so too. But, listen to the best part: This radical LAP-BAND doesn’t require cutting, stapling or rerouting of the stomach or intestines! None at all! So there is a lower risk with the surgery AND long term complications. And this can be done in a day, folks. The surgeons at Journey Lite are seriously some of the most experienced in the entire nation and their facilities are specially designed and equipped to meet the specific needs of the seriously, seriously overweight patient! You will be safe. The staff there will provide for you as a patient. You will get the care you need, in the safest environment. Check them out today. They are second to none. You want to lose weight? Consider it, man.

More like parasite

Parasite Hilton is heading to Toronto to star in a musical film called Repo! The Genetic Opera. I wish someone will repo what's left of her f-ing career. The six-week shoot begins September 10th in Toronto. The movie, based on a successful theatrical production by Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith, is about an organ failure epidemic in 2056 that forces people to purchase genetically perfect body parts from Geneco, a biotech company committed to collecting regular payments. Remember when people had better lives? This is ridiculous. The media is pissing me off these days.

Silly women

Nicole Richie will do time for her DUI arrest back in December and is currently in court right now to either plead guilty or no contest. According to the law she'll receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. Keep in mind Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days and all she did was violate probation and drive on a suspended license. Nicole Richie was high and driving on the wrong side of a freeway. Which means if she gets the same judge she'll end up in a zoo or something. So silly! Silly billy silly!

Friday, November 16, 2007

In times of credit card search, I've got the answer

If you are interested in such information as Balance Transfer Cards, read on. You will be glad you did. Very glad. Have you heard about it? One of the Internet's absolute longest tenured sites for online credit card comparison is CreditCardSearchEngine.com. They are awesome. Do you know what they do? Why, they only allow consumers, business and students to do things like search, compare, and apply for all types of credit card offers. Oh, is that all, you say? And these searches include everything from low interest and reward card to cards for people with bad up to average credit. It's a pretty good service if you ask me--one that needs to be advertised and have it's word spread all over the internet! And they feature offers from U.S. Credit Card issuers (leading ones) such as J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Citibank and leading brands Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover Card. Now if that isn't what I'm talking about, what is, folks? If you are looking to compare different credit cards on the internet, and find the best one that suits you, I don't know why you wouldn't go look at them today. I'm going to check them out right now, seriously. Everybody could use a good credit card, and they will help you find the right one! It's unbelievable, in a good way!

Meaner and meaner each time

Wish I would have seen this game to really know why the hell this fight broke out. Did Isiah Thomas call on Mardy Collins to put a flagrant foul on J.R. Smith ala John Chaney? Whatever the case, the NBA sure didn’t need this…but it is fun to watch. I still haven’t figured out though why fights in hockey are accepted and fights in basketball aren’t. I guess it’s because in hockey, it’s supposed to be a physical game and everybody is wearing helmets and pads so it’s not as personal. When you fight playing basketball–you are really fighting, straight up. Commissioner David Stern is probably pissed. They definitely didn’t need this. But…you gotta admit, it’s publicity. Bad publicity? Maybe. But let’s be honest. Why else would you want to watch the New York Knicks (AKA a glorified And 1 Streetball team) if they weren’t fighting? They aren’t a good basketball team. Also, I think this fight shows that Carmelo Anthony hasn’t really “already made it.”

This video is cool.

Now it isn’t too often that I can find my self raving about a video, but here it goes…..This video is cool. Is that raving? With all the crap that is out there it is always nice to find a gem like this. It’s not two lame ass friends lip syncing to a web cam. It’s not someone who you could care less about sharing their absurd opinions. It’s not some wanna be with no sense of humor trying to make a funny film. You may ask, “Then what is it doing on You Tube?” Anyone that knows anything about production and editing could tell you that this must have been quite an undertaking. But it was worth it. This is probably the most innovative stop motion film I have seen. The only thing that pisses me off about this video is that I didn’t make it. Your momma's on crack rock.

Monday, November 12, 2007

You ready to learn about some UNIX and Linux stuff?

The coolest thing I know about is "sarbanes 404". Isn't it awesome? But what is it? I'll tell you...if you settle down. Symark Software is by far the leading provider of UNIX and Linux security administration solutions. And they have announced something new. You know what it is? Its PowerBroker and PowerPassword-User Management Edition (UME) access control solutions that will fully support the new HP Integrity servers that are running the HP-UX 11i v3 operating system. What does all that mean? Well...besides "awesome", I'm going to tell you: There were some security gaps in over 30 version of UNIX and Linux systems, but they have been addressed. By doing this, they have helped organizations safeguard proprietary information and comply with federal AND industry regulations! Here's the breakdown of that though... Symark’s PowerBroker and PowerPassword-UME identity management and access control solutions combine best-of-breed functionality with ease-of-use to limit access to information and systems based on predefined policies and privileges. If that is technologically cool and radical, I don't know what is. And the best part is that PowerBroker protects the root account from both external and internal enemies. The root account is the most targeted, usually, so, this is good. But, also, the UME allows IT managers to deploy, centrally, modify and delete individual UNIT and Linux user accounts. That sure makes it easy. Right, Sarge? Just listen to Michelle Weiss, vice president of marketing, Business Critical Systems, HP, when she says, “Security is a top priority for enterprise customers." Listen to her...because she manes it, folks. Want to know a little bit more about Symark? Well, they were founded in 1985. They are the leading provider of security administration solutions for heterogeneous IT environments. And, also, Symark PowerBroker® enables granular delegation of administrative privileges while restricting UNIX/Linux root account access. Pretty cool stuff, right? Wonderful!

A trampoline, and stuff

Check out this backyard slamball accident. You pretty much have to watch this. This kid goes up for the dunk of his life. I’m talking Daryll Dawkins-style ya’ll…but check out what happens. It’s pretty insane…and he makes the dunk. Damn! Could that kid’s friends suck any worse? They just walk off laughing and leave him out there forever. “Somebody get someone”?? WTF? They probably just use this kid for his “totally sick” trampoline basketball hoop and then make fun of him when he’s not around. Then again…they are just kids. I wouldn’t know what to do either if my friend (let’s call him “Crazy Legs Johnson”) Crazy Legs Johnson went up for a “totally sick” dunk and almost went through the hoop and got stuck, hanging by his leg. I mean, let’s be honest. That’s some pretty retarded shit.

Peace to my people!

Wish I would have seen this game to really know why the hell this fight broke out. Did Isiah Thomas call on Mardy Collins to put a flagrant foul on J.R. Smith ala John Chaney? Whatever the case, the NBA sure didn’t need this…but it is fun to watch. I still haven’t figured out though why fights in hockey are accepted and fights in basketball aren’t. I guess it’s because in hockey, it’s supposed to be a physical game and everybody is wearing helmets and pads so it’s not as personal. When you fight playing basketball–you are really fighting, straight up. Commissioner David Stern is probably pissed. They definitely didn’t need this. But…you gotta admit, it’s publicity. Bad publicity? Maybe. But let’s be honest. Why else would you want to watch the New York Knicks (AKA a glorified And 1 Streetball team) if they weren’t fighting? They aren’t a good basketball team. Also, I think this fight shows that Carmelo Anthony hasn’t really “already made it.”

List broker, anyone?

You may need to check out a good list broker. If you want updates on ground breaking mailing list databases, then you need to contact Martin Worldwide. They are in Westlake Village, CA, and our awesome. They are one of the leaders in the direct marketing industry. In my opinion, they are the one though. They have built a reputation by offering innovative mailing list products for their clients, man! And what is one of those products that has done well, you ask? How about,ResponseCom™? What is it? It's a potent, proprietary (big words) blend of U.S Consumer databases and U.S. Response. What does it result in? How about a multi-dimensional database? How's that for ya? One that offers extreme versatility and over 100 demographic....and...psychographic selects! Really cool stuff. And this synthesis is really special. It is compiled and response data that has created an unparalleled, powerful database! And one that completely accurately identifies prospects with the most active, responsive, and impulsive buying history. Talk about useful! As a splendid result, their clients have experienced higher response rates, profitability, and new business opportunities! This is according to their manager! In actuality, they are literally one of the most successful and largest mailing list providers in the nation! They offer customized mailing lists, telemarketing lists, and fax lists. And they provide these to small business...all the way up to Fortune 1000 clients. But it doesn't come easy. They do this by utilizing over a decade of experience, knowledge, and database acquisition expertise! They possess a database of over 290 million consumers...14 million U.S. businesses. Oh yeah, and they are one of the only...one of the only major list providers that actually guarantee their data integrity in actual writing! So contact them today. You'll be glad you did.

The man at school?

For kids in junior high school, this video is hilarious. About as hilarious as the fact that my junior high school would have been PMS if it was called a middle school instead of a junior high. Isn’t that hilarious? For the rest of the world, this is very amusing. It’s a funny idea and executed about as good as you can execute a video starring a guy who reminds me of Jack Black with his hair buzzed off. See? Am I right, or am I right. Happy Thanksgiving ya’ll. Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine is gonna travel back in time, to the original Thanksgiving supper. I bet the Pilgrims and Indians are going to be really friendly, all sitting at one table, just like it’s portrayed in elementary school textbooks everywhere. The old chairman of the boards is about to be a wearin’ a black hat and buckled shoes. It will be my best show to date. Even better than The Main Event. Come fly with me!

Stiffler's pie

As Stiffler said, “It’s like warm apple pie.” Apparently these guys think, “It’s like cold turkey.” In my search for Thanksgiving videos I found these clowns. They grunt like cavemen, but there is an english word or two in there. What they are doing isn’t that funny, yet they are laughing like giddy little girls. Let’s see if we can figure out why they find it so funny. Humor lacking situation + guys laughing like giddy girls + humping turkey ——————- = marijuana. I learned that on CSI. What scares me the most about this is that it really made me think. In this sick world we live in, there is someone somewhere that has actually used a turkey in this way. It may have been these guys. It may have been your neighbor. It may be your teenage brother tonight. So have a Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow. And enjoy your brother’s stuffing.

Looking to get recruited?

I'm one of those rare people who like risk management jobs. Call it what you will, but there's something about these jobs that just gets in my DNA and sticks there. And since 1967, A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc. has maintained a high standard of service and commitment in the field of recruiting. So check them out. They have a reputation and a discretion and a consistent record of successful placements that hav ehelped them build strong and trusted relationships. And these relationships are with clients who are industry-leading...but also top-quality. So it really benefits both the employer and the employee. Their recruiters all had fruitful careers in industries that they represent, so they bring in depth experience, knowledge, skill and insight to their job of recruiting. Not to mention that their contacts and feel for their designated field, helpes them to make the best match possible, and best fit for each and every, single job! Cool! They represent some different areas: financial and risk management services, legal and legal support services, communications and technology, human resources consulting, and luxury products. But it goes deeper...because inside of those fields, they fill positions from middle, all the way up to executive, all the way up to top “C level” management…and they do this nationally. And it's from associates to partners...and even, from analysts to managing directors! So if that's not cool, and noteworthy, I don't know what is. Check them today.

Friends in places

From the good folks at “Nobody’s Watching,” here is a “skit” representing the entire Friends series in 90 seconds. It’s not really that funny, but it is pretty well done, for something that is meant to look like it was created by a few high school students after school in tech lab, even though it really has major corporation bucks behind it. It’s hard to believe that these two guys moved to LA from Michigan and got their own internet show…or something. It’s also hard to believe that they were on a failed sitcom, about making a sitcom, a few years ago, that was dead, and then turned into this YouTube “series.” I’ve seen better from these guys, but then again, maybe if I actually watched the show Friends, just once, it would have helped. I could never get into it. I always felt like watching it was making me into a girl. I strongly believe that real men watched Seinfeld. I especially liked that Kramer guy. He was so hilarious. I wonder what he is up to these days…

Whose afraid of the big bad wolf?

Boy, the folks at National Lampoon’s just don’t know when to start! Hey-yo! But cerealy folks, here is a “lost episode” of Seinfeld. In it, Kramer acts really racist in his stand-up comedy routine. Then he says “monkey,” and then he hangs out with a lot of black people. He is mostly friendly with the black people. See? Now I gotta admit, pretty clever stuff. Especially for an institution like National Lampoon’s, who is about to release a movie about the Indian guy from Van Wilder. The movie actually looks funny–but I guarantee it’s a pothead rental for most folks. Hoo-ah! Oh yeah…also…Kramer is racist in this video.

Your wedding portal online

Are you getting married and looking for a good Wedding Website to fulfill all of your bridal or grooming needs? Well then go to WeddingChannel.com. They have been literally helping brides and grooms get their wedding exactly how they want them--and they've been doing this since 1997. They want your wedding to go just as planned. They are the world wide web's most comprehensive wedding-planning site. They are cool and combine free, interactive planning tools. But more than that... They also combine this with expert advice, inspiration photos, a local vendor guide, a patented online registry system, and much, much more to make planning a classic, upscale wedding as stress-free and worry-free as possible. They also make it easy. Seriously, folks--planning your wedding the way you want it is just a few simple clicks away. Just go there right now and check it out. Make sure you are getting married first though.

Weird Zoro guy

You partying? I don’t know where to begin or to end on this one. It sucks……and then it sucks. This guy makes a crack at being funny by being that wacky guy with a mask and a towel. Wacky works….when there is humor laced within it. He reminds me of an Armenian comedian that has no outlet except the internet. Or maybe a poor man’s schizoprhenic Zoro. Good thing for the subtitles. It is hard to understand at some points. But with the subtitles you can be sure that what you are hearing lame. Did he just say french ants? Yep.

Male Menstrual Cramps?

Here is a video that has a funny concept, is “amusing” enough, but is highly overrated by being featured on the front page of YouTube, just because of it’s “production value.” And yes, I get all the jokes in it, “Sachmo,” whatever you throw at me, I got it. Because after all, I am Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine. You don’t get that title by sitting on your ass, eating Ben & Jerry’s ice cream instead of traveling through time & space in some sort of continium or something. Boo-yah! This video was worth watching once, and that’s about it. I guess that is pretty much a common theme on YouTube though.

CheckCity.com is where you need to go for a payday loan

If you are needing a payday loan, I've got an idea for you: CheckCity.com. What are they? Why, they are only a leader in online payday lending. And they are very excited about the new possibilities, now that loans are now available to residents of Montana as well! They are licensed individually by each state in which they do business too. This is to provide the absolute, positive best service and protection for their consumers. Good idea? I know. Consumers can now be confident that there will be a future for t hem, and that every single loan that is received is absolutely legal (not to mention conducted under the laws of the consumer's state). At CheckCity.com, they make customer satisfaction and service #1 on the list of important things. And they have one of the fastest growing online payday lenders in the entire country! Let's also talk specifics: They have a secure website. They have a no hassle sign up process. They have competitive prices. They have it all! You can't go wrong with a loan from them. So check them out today.

The new Bono?

Whoever made this has way too much time on their hands but hey, you gotta respect it. Pretty crazy idea and execution with this video and it works. Pretty awesome if you ask me. The creator is probably trying to make a political statement about the war, but on the contrary, this video pumped me up. They should play it at the next Republican Convention. Hooah! Thanks to Shawn for the tip on this video. Definitely worth watching. And to think…you could watch this video 6 times and it would be the same amount of time as watching the pathetic “YouTube: The Movie” once. Think about that when you are voting in 2008. I don’t know why, but it would be funny if you actually did as you were punching chads.

Weird Al Yankovic is back!

Seriously folks, we were about to make a screename called “WeirdAlYankovicFlashback,” Hey-yo! That kind of made sense. But now, after the release of his parody of Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’ Dirty,” called “White and Nerdy.” For a 60-year old man, it’s not bad. Weird Al is 60? Yeah, he is. It’s crazy. But not as crazy as the fact that we are about to go drive down Crenshaw Blvd. tonight at midnight, wearing red & blue doo rags and bumping this song. Now that’s just nuts!!! I mean crazy. And awesome. Check it!

Iron Condor is what is on my mind...

For some strange reason, all day, all I've been wondering about is iron condor. What is it though? Um...it is called PowerOptions. It's something that includes a complete suite of educational materials and premium toll-free customer support. It has that. But, also, it provides you with the essential date that you need to invest in stock options, and know what you are doing. But what do they use to do this? They have a patented SmartSearchXL® technology. And let’s be honest: this technology is not available anywhere else in the physical world, or other dimensions. If you want to find, compare, analyze and make money on stock option trading, then it is the best way. And they are the only date provider that gives investors this technology on the internet. It’s patented decision support technology. It shows you the highest return option trades to make. It’s convenience, control that is required to automatically sort, filter, and analyze all 2,900+ optionable stocks and 190,000+ options online! Not to mention they do this to find the investments that will actually meet your profit goals...no matter what they are! They are awesome and have all the online tools you will need for a competitive advantage when it comes to stock investments. And act now, folks, you’ll get a 14-day trial for free! Not to mention the easy online User Guide, toll-free support, and the classic PowerOptions Performance Guarantee! I'd check it out now if I were you, man!

The View

Watchers of The View were treated to a phone call from Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whose ever-fertile, neocon-replicating loins produced a healthy baby boy over the weekend: Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck--mom was a huge Home Improvement fan--is surely meant for great things, possessing both his father's athletic grace and his mother's superhuman ability to withstand fire-breathing co-hosts while still managing to squeeze in some point about how Iraqi women raped by international soldiers have no right to abortions. That's pretty cool if you ask me. I'm gonna go drink more now.

Good news for you

Even though the WGA strike might wipe out a significant portion of this so-far underwhelming Fall season, there's still some good news for TV: most shows have produced enough episodes that the Academy may not have to cancel the Emmys, an awards show that rivals the average picket line in thrills-per-minute even in years when it's not hampered by labor strife. [Variety] · E! further fortifies its lineup of strike-proof programming by picking up a second season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a show they can easily spin off into separate series following each member of the Hollywood's bustiest, semifamous family should the need for even more mindless schedule-filler arise. [THR]

Can I trouble ya for a minute? It's for stocks.

These days, I’m very interested in good options trading software. I know, weird, right? What is it though? Well…it’s called PowerOptions. It includes a complete suite of educational materials and premium toll-free customer support. It has that. But, also, it provides you with the essential date that you NEED to invest in stock options, and know what you are doing. That’s pretty much what I’m talking about. How do they do it though? They have a patented SmartSearchXL® technology. And let’s be honest: this technology is not available anywhere else–nowhere. If you want to find, compare, analyze and make money on stock option trading, then it is the best way. And they are the only date provider that gives investors this technology on the internet. It’s patented decision support technology. It shows you the highest return option trades to make. It’s convenience, control that is required to automatically sort, filter, and analyze all 2,900+ optionable stocks and 190,000+ options online! And they do this to find the investments that will actually meet your profit goals. Isn’t that sickness in a basket? I know, that was a pretty dumb expression that I just made up–but it seemed like the perfect description of this service. They have all the online tools you will need for a competitive advantage when it comes to stock investments. And act now, folks, you’ll get a 14-day trial for free! Not to mention the easy online User Guide, toll-free support, and the classic PowerOptions Performance Guarantee! That’s a spicy online stock directory!

The new cool

Star has learned exclusively that the Amazing Race winner sent a letter to Lance's rep on October 25 that threatened to sue the pop singer, claiming his remarks in the November issue of GQ were defamatory. In the interview, the ex 'NSYNC-er claims Reichen cheated on him, adding: "I thought, 'Why does everyone hate him?' At the end, I was like, 'Ok, everyone was right.'" These comments angered Reichen so much that the actor's attorney allegedly wrote to Lance's rep, saying "demand is made that Mr. Bass immediately cease and desist commenting on our client. In the event that Mr. Bass declines ... you are advised that we expressly reserve the right to address the circumstances in the appropriate forum in the appropriate time."

You hear about the Kylie Show?

See, it's patriotic photos like this featuring hot dudes like Josh that make me want to stand up and salute ... but then again, standing up isn't always required in order to stand at attention in these instances ;) All I can say is God Bless America for all the Hot Dudes that we get to enjoy in the good ol, corn-fed US of A. [Source] Les News: * Click HERE to see the entirety of The Kylie Show on You Tube. [thanks Nick] * The showrunners have joined the writers on their strike ... Hollywood is brought to a standstill. * Peace the Spork Out goes to Kanye West's mother, Donda West :( * Leonardo DiCaprio is 33, Calista Flockhart is 43 and Demi Moore is 45 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today. * Broadway stagehands go on strike ... cuz, who isn't going on strike these days.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Here is your numismatics homework

Get ready to study numismatics. It's a new subject. You've heard of the Monex family of companies, right? Well Monaco Rare Coin is part of that. Who is Monex? They are a trusted leader of precious metal investments...and that's for nearly 40 years! They have...oh...just helped tens of thousands of investors like yourself invest in over $25 billion in hard asset investments. And this includes rare coins. And what are rare? Gold, silver and platinum bullion, and bullion coins, man. (And other precious metals investments for ya.) It's pretty intriguing if you ask me, and you are reading me, so I'm assuming you are asking me too. They offer a unique, vast, impressive array of resources--for investors AND collector. That's pretty key. They like both types of coin admirers. And you can find...make that, you will find, the finest rare coins available. There will be an experiences and knowledgeable cadre of professionals that are ready, and more than willing to serve you, and your needs. There is a broad range of investment programs too. And their products will fit most any budget. That's almost any budget. So, through them, you will awesomely have immediate access to investment-grade coins, and a wide range of them. And these are valued in excess of $10,000,000! (You can get others on short notice too.) What can you rely on? There (menaing Monaco's) two-way buy-and-sell market for RARE coins and precious metals. Cool! They are involved in all the different markets too: the wholesale market, the collector market, the international market and auctions! They help you find the best at the best rate. If you are smart, like me, dealing with a rare coin expert makes sense. As a collector or investor, you should strive to have every advantage available to you in order to get rich. These coin experts can help you find opportunities you dont' know about, and help avoid possible market pitfalls! It's a unique blend of expertise, experience and financial muscle, that few rare coin companies can replicate. They have a connection to a worldwide network of resources that keeps them in constant touch with rare coin market trends and developments! Gnarly in a good way! But, did I mention that their advisors are members of the Professional Numismatic Guild? No? Dern. I should have. What's it called? Oh, just the American Numismatic Association. What are they? Oh, just a Professional Coin Grading Service. What are two other associations they have? Oh, just Numismatic Guarantee Corporation of America and The National Silver Dollar Round Table..and numerous other numismatic trade organizations. That's 2+? My bad. It's not easy for just anyone to build a world class rare coin portfolio, in a cost-efficient way, but they can. It takes a dealer with this: vast resources, broad-based experience and an unending commitment to providing the utmost in service to the customer, to make it happen. It takes awesome experts like Monaco Rare Coin. Monaco stands behind its recommendations, market information, quality selection and service. If you don't believe them, ask them again, dog. And ask them for a free trial subscription to “The Rare Coin Insider” while you're at it.

Spice Girls are here

The super-thin Spice Girl - who will star as herself in the special episode of the hit comedy about a glossy fashion magazine - will shock audiences by turning up to the on screen wedding in a fat suit, pretending to have gorged on calorific treats since her move to America. An insider at the ABC network said: "Everybody at the wedding will be expecting skinny beautiful Posh to show up. "But they'll be horrified to see she's piled on the pounds because of major comfort eating and American junk food." The 33-year-old singer - who recently moved to Los Angeles with husband David Beckham and their three sons after he signed a multi-million dollar contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team - admitted she was not invited to appear on the show for her acting prowess. She said: "I'll be playing myself. And I'll get to wear a fabulous outfit, so I won't be acting."

Condolensces to Kanye West

Kanye West’s mother, Donda West, passed away Saturday in Los Angeles, the rapper’s publicist said late Sunday. We had heard a rumor that Donda died while having plastic surgery, but that is just a rumor at this point. West’s publicist did not reveal a cause of death. Donda West recently released a book about her son called Raising Kanye: Life Lessons From The Mother Of A Hip-Hop Superstar. A former English professor, Donda was very close to Kanye, most recently working as his manager and for his companies. So sad. Our condolences to Kanye and the West family.

I'm going to Mexico--here's how

If you are tired, you should check into All Inclusive Mexico Vacations soon. The white sand beaches of Rivera Maya. Sound nice? It does to me. Well, check out the Karisma Hotels. They are a collection of properties that are completely brilliant and our secluded on these white beaches. And the word "karisma" is Greek for "divine favor", so there you go, man. This awesome Resort collection offers Karisma's new Gourmet-Inclusive concept. And it's designed especially for foodies, or, people who like to eat food...a lot. There is an elite level of service, and I'm talking elite, in each resort. It's great for a very relaxing vacation. And then you put some luxurious accommodations that will invigorate entertainment and classy, right when you want it service, to the mix. It's awesome! The Karisma concept of luxury all-inclusive has absolutely NO EQUAL! Listen to some things they have: beach beds with retractable curtains (for random moments of ocean-view intimacy...ewwww...), beachside bar swings, dedicated Beach Butlers and design-conscious details! And this is all a private haven of privilege, dog! What else though, you ask? OK. How about: hot tubs, hammocks, swim-up rooms with ocean views, white gauze curtains floating over four poster beds, sunset margaritas that are served by Beach Butlers on a private stretch of sand, exquisitely presented food prepared by expert chefs…I mean, are you f***ing kidding me!!??? It's f***ing awesome!!!!! And it's all part of the Karisma concept. Want to hear about their food? Listen to this then. They have a thing called Gourmet-Inclusive. It's a radically new concept in travel and cuisine. It's all about the sophisticated world travelers who have come to expect and appreciate find details behind a good dining experience event. It's all included! Yes, I'm telling the truth! It's not some ordinary inclusive fare either. It's service or locales are not ordinary. Their gourmet-level cuisine is served...in...sleek...and...sensual sit-down locales and fashion forward bars! Isn't that radical, dude? I'm ready to go party there now! There's no buffet table, but there is one for kids. And these places have bars that have cool touches like actual swings, hanging beds, iced tops to keep drinks frosty cold, tequila lounges with 30 artisanal tequilas too. What? You want me to drop more names? You aren't convinced yet? Okay. How about private-label wines from Argentina's Mendoza Valley vineyards. Awesome! Now, let's talk about divisions. Karisma has five signature resorts. What are they? Here: El Dorado Royale Spa Resort (adults only), El Dorado Seaside Suites (adults only), Azul Beach (family-friendly) and Azul Blue (family-friendly – opening November 2006) and Hidden Beach Resort (naturalist). Bam! Now, let's break them down, yo: Azul Blue Hotel + Spa – Riviera Maya What is it? Azul Blue in the Riviera Maya is the world’s first stress-free hotel, and guess what else? It opens in November 2006. Everything there has been created to cater to your personal sanity and relaxation. They have 98 luxury suites that overlook the Mexican Caribbean. And Azul Blue’s has the most complete spa on the Riviera Maya. It will totally pamper your body with an array of soothing treatments. These treatments can taken on-site, on the beach, or in the room. Also, select from invigorating or relaxing activities, if you want, like deep-sea fishing, cenote diving or even meditation classes! Hey-oh! After all this...there is actually more, folks. You can get candlelight dinner for two, with a multi-course meal, in one of three restaurants! Choose from one of the dishes they design. It will completely soothe that palate of yours, bro! Then, snuggle up with your in-room ipod...in front of a wide-screen plasma...and that's between fine Italian linens with pillows selected from a menu! A pillow menu! They've got it! There is absolutely no "stresspassing" here, folks. Their word, not mine. Now, let's talk El Dorado Royale Resort – Riviera Maya. If you want romance, book a suite--A Casita suite-- here! Live in the natural bliss of “Aquas del Amor”, folks. This place is literally set on over a mile of unspoiled beach, AND in 450 acres of tropical rainforest! Sickness! And of course it's gourmet-inclusive again. The swim-up. The Ocean Front Casita Suites. They are there. And they include veranda hammocks, king-sized jacuzzis. It's awesome. Don't forget the swim-up bar. All of the 504 Junior Suites, man. They feature air conditioning. They are breez-enhancing. And this place features five-star dining in seven restaurants: El Cocotal, D’Italia, La Carreta, Kampai, Jo Jo’s Seaside Caribbean Grill, and La Isla; and the new open-kitchen format of Fuentes – debuting this summer with the theatrical backdrop of 5 open kitchens, bro! You want more? Well, did I mention the beachside wedding chapel and full wedding and honeymoon coordination!? No, well I just did now. Romantics will love it there as well. They have divinely decadent pleasures like these milk baths and these aromatic massages. That's in their spa. Yup. You know about the El Dorado Seaside Suites – Riviera Maya? No? You should. Like I said befor, they are on the secluded white sand beach of Kantenah, and in the middle of the Riviera Maya. Bam! It's relaxed. It's casual. But most of all, it's rich with design detail and sensual extras, dog! This is an adults-only resort, and of course, yet again, it has The Gourmet Inclusive. There are 196 Junior Suites there. Direct access to the beach granted. They are decorated in a mélange of Mexican and contemporary-style. You want specs? You got spec. Bam: real Mexican tile or marble floors and furniture crafted from local Yucatan wood is in the room! You ready for Azul Beach Hotel – Riviera Maya? Sure, we all are. There is a beautiful stretch of el Bahia Pentempich beach in Puerto Moreles. And it's been re-opened after being completely redone! It's the first boutique all-inclusive resort. There are only 98 rooms, and again...the whole gourmet-inclusive dining philosophy. They are family-friendly, with great amenities. Parents are pampered with adult-sized indulgences as well as extras like strollers, cribs, baby milk heaters, beach games, coloring books, refrigerators for milk and medicines, and even kid-sized bathrobes. And the dining is splendid. They have low-carb menus, lobster-only menus, South Beach diet options, and other specials you may like to eat. And they are available at Azul Beach’s eclectic Blue Restaurant. But there are other restaurants. There is Azul Beach’s Asian Tainan restaurant or the other one, La Mancha. The Agavero Tequila Lounge is a replica of a 19th century Tequila bar where over 30 different Tequilas, including Añejo, Reposado and Blanco, are served. Okay, and are you ready for Hidden Beach Resort – Riviera Maya? You better be. Know what else? Hidden Beach Resort Au Natural Club caters to nudists. That's right, I said it: nudists. Bam. It's the only luxurious, all-inclusive nudist resort in the Mexican Caribbean! It's secluded, adults-only property with 42 suites that sit along the beach, dog. Swim-up suites and a swim up bar. And of course, all the suites offer air conditioning, ceiling fans, satellite TV, DVD and CD library, plush robes and 24-hour room service for private dining. This includes their La Vista a’ la Carte restaurant where food is available from 6am to 2am. That's right! They are only closed for 4 hours a day! The restaurants at the neighboring El Dorado Seaside Suites are also available for a night when guests want to dress up (but don't go naked to those). What else can you do? You can sunbathe beach or poolside. There are towels and a variety of activities such as yoga, ping-pong, massage and volleyball for your entertainment! Awesome! I am so going, now.

A poem on milk

Milk. It's drunk. I'm not. You are. Seriously? Milk. It's cool. It's white. I'm not. Well, maybe the second part. Milk. With honey it's good for your skin. With people it's good around kin. With sugar it's an unfrozen milkshake. With chocolate, it's chocolate. Milk. It's what's for dinner--right after beef, but before celery. Milk. It's milk. Thank you. Thank you very much.

An actor performs in the park, ya'll

This Saturday, an actor will perform in the park. Johnny Dodgerson will perform a TBA monologue in Echoz Park this Saturday. Which Saturday? Saturday November 18th. That Saturday. So be there, anywhere between the hours of 5:00 am and 10:00 pm to catch the performance of the century. You know how, in New York's Central Park, they perform theatre for free on Sundays or something? This is going to be exactly like that, except on a Saturday, and one man: Johnny Dodgerson, King of Monologues. Dude, is that sick, or what?

A good radiator isn't hard to find...

I like buying a good Honda Radiator. If you do too, you should check out my blog... There is a leader online. It's the leader in online sources for radiators and cooling components. It's name? Radiator.com. What do they do? They offer the best quality radiators, and this is at the lowest prices possible--not to mention the included satisfaction guaranteed lifetime warranty! Hey-oh! This totally radical online outlet is backed by a network of completely locally-owned distribution hubs and warehouses. These places ensure that the part you need is not only in stock, but can be delivered ASAP. Once again, people, these guys are an online leader in this, so they assure you a totally flawless experience, and this is by offering the best quality radiators at the lowest possible price. And this doesn't matter if you are a commercial consumer, or just an average Joe. If you are looking for a radiator, you'll experience the great expertise and high service level at Radiator.com. They are a family-run, American business too. They have warehouses all over the country too, so you can possibly expect next day delivery. Look, a lot of radiator companies will offer cheap radiators, but that's because they import cheaply made parts. Not Radiator.com, yo. What do they use? How about the highest quality OE style and aftermarket parts. That do anything for ya? Good. There'se no middleman. You deal with them: you get your radiator. High quality: low price. Done and done, folks.

Walker, Texas Pussy

That's right! I'm talking to you! You aren't tough, man. I watched your show. I seen your show. I listened to your show while I was surfing the internet! It's all the same! It's not tough, man! It's freakin' lame. Come on, give me somethin' tougher, mayne. This is ridiculous. I can't watch a show that is this soft and not action-packed. Redonkulous! Get it done with some better stuff. Now.

A message from Winston Churchill

What's up fuckers? I'm Winston Churchill, the biggest badass that this world has ever seen. I have so much awesome shit to brag about but first I've got to get a drink..... OK, back. Now what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yeah. Me being a mutha fuckin badass. Remember when I kicked Stalin's ass? Remember the celebrity deathmatch on MTV where I ripped Hitler's claymation ass a new one? Well get ready. Those stories and more are on there way. In the mean time though - Shut the fuck up and get me another drink. Winston Churchill and his estate do not condone the writing of this blog, but they would if they knew about it.

Monday, November 05, 2007

You need to get educated online with Capella!

You ready to earn a degree online? Yeah? Good. Well now, you can check out capella university. It's awesome! Seriously, it is. I've heard of Capella University before, and it is legitimate. Now, I'm going to tell you more. From what I hear, Capella University is an accredited university (which is huge). And it's been around. It was founded in 1993. It's fully online and offers graduate online degree programs in the following: business, information technology, education, human services, public health, public safety, and psychology. It also offers bachelor’s degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety. Those are some pretty good areas if I do say so myself. But it goes deeper than that, folks. They offer 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations and 15 certificiate programs within those areas I just mentioned. Sweet! (This is all as of October 23, 2007, of course.) And if you think the university is small time, then listen to this: They have nearly 20,000 students enrolled online right now! And this is from all 50 states and 56 countries! That's quite a reach. And they want the academic experience to be of the highest caliber. Even though you are studying online, they want you to grow, as if you were at a university in person. Listen, folks. If you want an online education that will truly be valuable to your development as a person, Capella University is it. They are completely owned by the Capella Education Company. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. For more information, check out the link above. You won't be disappointed. I don't work for them, but if I did, I would guarantee it too.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Late Night Cravings

Sometimes I crave cheeseburgers late at night... Bad move. In a recent study, conducted by myself, my results showed that when I eat cheeseburgers late at night, I get fat; fatter than I would if I didn't eat them late at night. Now, I know what you are saying... Where's the correlation? I'm getting to that. You see, when I eat cheeseburgers, during the day, I stay thin. I stay thin, in general terms. So you see, now that I've cleared that up, don't crave cheeseburgers late at night. Thank you. Bye. -Weird Cheeseburger Scientist

Luol Deng to star in major motion picture?

Get ready for the blockbuster motion picture, coming to a theater near you next week: "LUOL DENG: STILL PIMPIN'" From the guy who wrote GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN', it's an action-packed story of how Luol Deng overcame the odds, totally played Duke, and joined the Bulls to become one of the biggest pimps in the league (if a silent pimp). Get ready folks. Grab your popcorn lightly salted and Diet Pepsi. It's gonna be pimperrific! -The Editor