Monday, April 30, 2007

If you need work on your home--check this!

You may or may not know anything about Home Improvement Contractors. Well, you should learn. There is a quick and easy contractor matching system. It's OnCallContractors. They are all about home improvement projects and renovation projects. They can be stressful on both your family and your finances. So you have to choose the right contractor. Obviously, this can be challenging though, correct? You never know if a contractor may be undependable. But now, you won't have to worry about that with OnCallContractors. They have set up an elite group of contractors, that will assist homeowners in their home improvement needs. They can seriously connect you to these contractors in just a few minutes. And they work with residential and, also, commercial. The contractors are prescreened. This is to make sure they are skilled to handle any construction project you may throw at them. For it to work, or for a contractor to join their network, they have to have a strict review and application process. They also have to be licensed and insured. This means that when you fill out one of their online forms, you are matched to a contractor based on your needs. You can rest easy knowing that it is a contractor you can trust. And, they have pre-negotiated discounts with their contractors for all consumer requests!

This dude thinks he owns all of Hollywood

Did you know it? Were you aware of it? I don't think you were. Or are. So that's why I'm here to tell you, Trott Felipe owns Hollywood...or at least, your preconceived notion of it. That's right folks, boo-yah-kah-shaw! Trott Felipe will be appearing at Border's books tonight. Hit him up. Awesome!

The hair of Wallace

Bulls starting Center Ben Wallace doesn't guarantee much, but he does guarantee that there will be his best possible afro present when the Bulls play the Detroit Pistons in the second round of the NBA playoffs. The Bulls know they are awesome, and so does Ben Wallace, so he knew that they needed an awesome hair performance from him. So that's what he is doing. Go Bulls.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Learn stuff online, but don't be drunk

The following blog post is based on information provided by Blogitive. For more information, please visit Blogitive.com. Get ready for e-learning. It's learning, online! There is a woman named Sara Orem. She is a faculty member at Capella University, which is an online university. She's a faculty member in the university’s School of Business and Technology. And you know what she has done? She has co-authored a book titled ‘Appreciative Coaching: A Positive Process for Change’ Sound cool?The time is April 20, 2007. The place is Minneapolis. The PHD that I just talked about wrote a book that deals with the recent developments in psychology and organizational development. It suggests that people and organizations flourish when they focus on human ideals, achievements, and best practices. Jossey-Bass decided to publish her book. They use positive questions, mindfulness, and other tools to acknowledge the strengths of individuals...and effect change!She didn't just do it herself though. Her co-authors are pimpettes. They are Jacqueline Binkert, PhD, and Ann Clancy, PhD. Word, homie. What do they have to say about it though? Peep this:“Rather than focusing on individuals in limited or problem-oriented ways, Appreciative Coaching guides the reader through four stages – Discovery, Dream, Design and Destiny – that inspire them to an appreciative and empowering view of themselves and their future,” Orem says.“What we have presented is really a new application of appreciative inquiry.”Orem adds that the book is written for individual coaches of managers, executives, and “those who do one-on-one work with people who can influence and create change in their organizations.”She dropped mad knowledge on you, son!What else has the leader Orem done? A lot. She is also the principal of her own coaching firm. I bet you didn't see that coming! She's presented great programs in Appreciative Inquiry at the National Organization Development Network...and...wait for it...the International Coach Federation annual conferences. Boom-sha-a-lakah! She represents Oakland, CA. Binkert is representing the position of being an executive coach who specializes in working with leaders and teams during times of change. And...Clancy is president of Clancy Consultants and has worked with community organizations, large corporations, and also, federal agencies.Want to know more abou Capella University? They were founded in 1993. They are accredited! They offer graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, and psychology. Not to mention Bachelor programs in business and information technology. They have 82 graduate programs and undergrad specifics and 16 certificate programs within all of that! They have 17,900 students from all 50 states and 56 countries. Awesome! Check them out. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. That's in Minnesota, yo. They are also a member of the NCA, or, the North Central Association of Collegs and Schools. Check these coolios out!

I'm watching SNL right now

It's the Peyton Manning episode. I was excited to see it...but not so much now. It's not Peyton's fault though. It's because of the other stuff going on. It's not working. I'm waiting for a Digital Short, something The Lonely Island inspired, something awesome. Where is Chris Farley when you need him? Don't answer that. Damn. Well, this show still needs some help. Damn.

I love watching the Bulls drunk!

Go, go, go, Chicago Bulls! That's a new chant I made up for the game tomorrow against the Miami Heat. I really hope they win. Just to make sure they do, I'm going to be chanting this little ol' chant from now until the buzzer sounds in the 4th quarter. My neighbors, and roomates, are going to be pissed, but you know what? Screw 'em. It's not my fault that they aren't as good of Chicago Bulls fans as me. That's their fault, not mine. Sure, none of them are from Chicago, like me (2 hours south), but still, they are being lame. Go Bulls! Or should I say: Go, go, go Chicago Bulls!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Get ready to party with sales leads, bro!

Sales Leads are basically something that can help you get a sale. Makes sense..right? Do you need a ground breaking mailing list database? Well...you could have one if you want it... Martin Worldwide has one and updates it! They are located in Westlake Village, CA...a place that is awesome. They are one of the big time leaders in the industry of direct marketing. They have a great reputation...and they built it from offering innovative mailing list products. Their clients love it. It's really cool, man. They have ResponseCom...which is a potent, proprietary blend of U.S. Response and U.S. Consumer databases. It results in multi-dimensional database. And this database offer extremely versatile...and psychographic selects. The special synthesis of compiled and response data has created an unparalleled, powerful database that accurately identifies prospects with the most active, responsive, and impulsive buying history.Things their clients have experienced due to all of this:-higher response rates-profitability-new business opportunities This is all according to Chip Matthews, who is the Client Relationship Manager for Martin Worldwide. He's a bro...a tubular bro. He is one reason they are one of the largest and most successful mailing list providers in the nation. Their customized mailing lists, telemarketing lists and fax lists to small business and Fortune 1000 clients are some of the best you will find. They will really help out your business. They have well over a decade of experience, knowledge, and database acquisition expertise, and it shows.They literally have a database of over 290 million consumers, and 14 million U.S. businesses. And the date has guaranteed intergrity in the writing, yo. For more information you need to hit up Chip Matthews at the link above! Do it today!

Bulls Win Game 3 Against the Miami Heat

Awesome! The Chicago Bulls just won Game 3 against the Miami Heat in the first round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs! Awesome! (Sorry, I know I already said that, but this is really cool.) This was a huge win for the Bulls. The Miami Heat are on the ropes. If the Bulls don't get cocky, things are looking good...but you can never count out Dwyane Wade and Shaq...especially when they are the Defending Champs. Go Bulls!

Get ready to party

Ya'll want to see me get drunk and write a blog? Really? Me too. That's why tonight, I'm going downtown LA to the J Lounge and getting wasted. Then I'm going to come home, at 4:00 a.m., and write a blog. You don't think I can do it? Dumb. Just like Old Spice commercials with that basketball playin' dude, dumb. I hope you are ready to read it when I get home tonight from J Lounge.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Take a Mechanic Course

Seriously, I mean it. Take a Mechanic Course. It's good. If you want the comprehensive educational resource for people who want to know about mechanic schools, diesel mechanic schools, aircraft mechanic schools, motorcycle mechanice schools, marine mechanice schools, welding schools, AND HVAC (Heating and Air-Conditioning systems) schools...well, then you need to check out Mechanice-School-Directory.com. They are the best, man. The directory is awesome. It's clean and easy to use. It's a complete listing of all the schools in the U.S. that they provide. It helps prospects to locate schools and programs. And it's easy to use the search function. It's also good for information on schools, programs, certification, careers. And then from that, you can awesomely find out what to expect in this career, salary, opportunities, job outlook. Not to mention licensing requirements. They even provide great, even expert information on Auto/Diesel Mechanic, Aircraft Mechanic, Motorcycle Mechanic, Marine Mechanic, Welding, and HVAC industries. It's awesome if you are a mechanical minded person, dog. Check it out!

Drunk Blogger is still happy that the Bulls won

I just gotta say...I'm still happy that the Bulls won today against the Miami Heat. That was so awesome. Shaq killed them, but it didn't matter. They got it done, man. It was awesome. Dwyane Wade is hurt, Shaq is older...but that's what's scary. Oh well, at least Gary Payton sucks now because he is about 5 years past his prime. Antoine Walker could be good, if he stopped shooting 3's...since he can't. I'm a better NBA 3-point shooter than Antoine Walker...and I've never played in the NBA. Go Bulls.

Is Paul Wall at the Rockets Playoff game

I was just sitting here wondering to myself: Is Paul Wall sitting courtside at the current Houston Rockets-Utah Jazz playoffs game? If not, he should be. Why wouldn't he be? He's awesome enough to be. He has enough money to be. He is Paul Wall. He raps, and he does it in Houston. He's gotta be there...yup. I've decided it. He is there. There is no way he isn't...well...you think he is?

San Diego DUI Lawyers Rock

If you have a drunken lawsuit in San Dieog, you need san diego dui lawyers. The largest criminal AND DUI defense law firm in San Diego County is Liberty Lawyers, folks. They are experts when it comes to this stuff. They know what to do. When you hire them, you get an entire team, dog. An entire team of attorneys, investigators, and support staff! The triple threat! Each and every case is reviewed by at least two senior lawyers. It's pretty sweet. They execute that successful defense strategy like the Chicago Bears. Their team philosophy, and extensive experience, put them in a unique position. It's very unique. It's different. It's better than any other law firm you will find. Each member of the team, knows hot to handle cases with particular charges against you. They know all the different ways to get out of it. They are not distracted at all. Not like the typical criminal defense attorny. phhh. Or like the typical public defender, who has a crippling case load that fries his brain. What it really means is that these guys can provide superior service, at a much lower price, than most. That's a win right there...even if you don't get off for being drunk and driving illegally. There minimum standard is awesome. They are prepared, their clients are informed, they return your call. Also, they are timely, and there is free parking. Got kids? There is a children's play area. They are commited to their clients. Let them work for you.

Chevy commercials need to stop singing

Don't like them. I'm sorry. I'm all about America, and diversity, and the whole country, but, I don't like these commercials. They are too wishy washy, man. I don't enjoy them at all. Maybe I'm in the wrong part of the country or something, but they annoy me. Oh well. What are you gonna do? (I said that last sentence with an east coast accent...even though I'm not from there.)

Sea Food Soup is good for you

I'm eating some sea food soup right now...wow. This stuff is really good, and healthy. I feel like Popeye right now. I'm gonna go crazy on some broads tonight...uhh...I mean, I'm going to study geometry all night and lift weights. I'm all about self improvement, and sea food soup is the first step, folks. Make some yourself if you are on a coast.

If you want to type cool, check out this site

If you like to type stuff digitally, you should get free fonts. You need to check out UrbanFonts.com, broham. They are this brand new Web 2.0 powered site. They have a wide range of both utilitarian and winsome typefaces and...dingbats for a variety of web-based AND desktop tasks! So spectacular! They don't only have fonts, but they have a user forum and social bookmarking! It's myspace-esque, dog. They even have smart articles that cover all aspects of Internet typography. If a website is trying to be really, really creative, they need a font that matches their design. But...finding the right font on a PC or Mac can be tough. Now this site has sources ready to download the fonts. Commercial fonts. Awesome. And they are living all up in the age, but having a font blog, message board and articles. So you can stock up on fonts, but also participate and learn the art and craft of typography. What does a company spokesperson say? “Of course fonts may not be as exciting or as sexy as the latest in Flash technology, but they can be just as vital to the success of your web design, if not more so." True, company spokesperson. You bring up a good point. They continued, “Without the right fonts in place, even the best looking web site can be difficult to navigate and difficult for customers to use.” The fonts are in a variety of categories. They are grouped by use, alphabetically, author and by popularity. That's a lot of organization for some fonts, man! There’s even a list of UrbanFonts favorite fonts. You can display them in custom colors or text, to make sure they would be right for your project. That way you can try-before-you-download. Great idea. Some are serif fonts. Some are all types of fun and all types of style. Some even resemble foreign languages. The dingbat section contains symbols to fit a wide variety of needs, from transportation and flowers to smilies and sports. Radical! The blog is also very helpful in helping you find the correct blog to use and it links to current topics on typography around the internet. The messageboard is good for help with design and you can talk to other font fanatics. And of course, you can bookmark all the pages using popular social bookmarking services. Check them out if you need fonts!

Trott Felipe decided to walk

Trott walked to Taco Bell in Sherman Oaks. It took him 2 days. He left from his Hollywood apartment behind In & Out Burger, and walked, and walked, and walked, like Forrest Gump, except without running. He wanted to know why there wasn't a Taco Bell closer to Hollywood. He wanted a chulupa. He wanted answers. Trott Felipe: He'll walk for 2 days to get a Taco Bell chulupa with mild sauce. Isn't that the type of person you want acting in your movies? Case Closed.

My vote for GM of the Year

If you don't call Jim Paxson the GM of the Year, solamente off the fact that they won Game 1 today, you are an idiot. After each win in the playoffs, you are supposed to forget that there are more games to be played. You are supposed to judge the situation, based off of that. Live in the moment, man. Don't be an idiot. John Paxson is the GM of the Year, in the NBA.

Food Scale for the rest of us

You need to learn your Food Scale. Actually, it's not something you learn. It's something you buy. There was a big need for more quality weighing scales at a low price on the internet. So founder of ScalesEtc.com, Marilynn Ferguson, created the company to be reliable, accurate and discount priced. The digital scales sold there come in a variety of types and they satisfy any of your scale needs. They have assortment too. You can find 4 colors of the popular Palmscale 6.0. It's a digital pocket scale. Sounds cool, right? They also have your classic kitchen, counting, bathroom and of course, shipping scales. And all of them are covered by a lifetime manufacturer's warranty! The My Weigh ones, that is. The Jennings scales, at least, have a long, 20-year warranty. Awesome! Ms. Ferguson has 20+ years of retailing experience, and she infuses her passion for providing good service, good prices, and quality product all up in that reputation, and puts it out there. Check them out today!

I'm getting drunk tonight at Star Shoes.

There is a place in Hollywood, on Hollywood Blvd., called Star Shoes. I'm going there tonight. I'm going to get drunk. You know why, man? Because somebody like me needs a good drink once in a while. I've got to live the life, even if I'm broke. Somebody like me can't just sit around, even if I should. I'm actually sick right now, but you know what? I'm still going out. I'm not slowing down. If I do that, it will be dumb. Very dumb. On my part. So instead I'm going out. I fill you in later on how it is. I'm sure it's going to be awesome though.

The Bulls Just Won Game 1

In your face, Miami Heat, pussies. You just lost Game 1 to the Chicago Bulls in Chicago. What a bunch of idiots. You guys are over-the-hill. James Posey is a dummie head. Shaq is obese like Dela Reese. Dwyane Wade is awesome, but hurt. Kobe Bryant cries. (I know Kobe isn't on the Heat, but I'd say that about him if he was.) Basically, the Bulls handed it to you guys today. Get ready for Game 2. The Bulls will be. Get ready, again.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Fairfax County Real Estate is legit

Get a hold of fairfax county real estate. You have a home in Northern Virginia? You want to sell it or buy a new one, easily? Well then Northern Virginia Real Estate is for you. Real estate professional John Holmes can help you out with great results. He has over 20 years of real estate experience. He knows how to present and market properties. This includes condos, new homes, resales, land...and commercial properties. He is the complete package! If you are a homeowner...there basically isn't a better choice. He cover the counties of Fairfax County, Prince William, Loudoun, Stafford, Fauquier or King George. Get him working for you, dog. He can do it. Value Virginia homes is the only place you need to go for your best listings. Contact them. They will teach you about the housing market there. You'll find your dream home. They specialize in it. How is he interest rate? How about low and stable? How's that? Fairfax City might just be the perfect spot for your family. Here are the ranges of stuff you can find: Resale - New Construction 2 Bedroom - 4 Bedroom Luxury Homes prices are lower. The economy is improving. But act now. The amount of houseseekers is increasing every fall. Get your bid in on the best now. John Holmes is licenses and ready to assist you in Fairfax, VA. He is a member of Keller Williams. They are simply the fastest growing real estate company in the country. They have great service, and...abundant home listings. Awesome, dude! John Holmes will get you the right price and the place you are looking for. Contact him today!

NBA Playoffs start tomorrow

When I wake up tomorrow morning, the NBA playoffs will be on. Unfortunately, they won't be on NBC, so I can't hear the classic NBA theme song that I've been missing for a few years now, but they will be on ABC, which is how the alphabet starts...so that's always cool. Can't wait to see who comes out of the East and West. Although, I wish the first round wasn't 7 games. Damn. Oh well, I guess NBA basketball in July is cool.

The tragedy has got to stop

Does anybody, as totally disconnected from this incident as myself, feel as sick as I do right now? This whole incident has really gotten to me. I mean, besides the obvious reasons... I think being a "writer," or an aspiring writer, or just aspiring to have a career in creativity in general has something to do with it.I just read this sick individual's "plays." on CNN.com. Wish I wouldn't have...but I just had to make sure that I could rest assure that my "work" wasn't comparable. Sounds stupid...but I really started stressing for a second. After all, I did just release a book called The Verge of Psychosis. (And not trying to tie this into some book promotion at all...hence, no link there.) I'm just saying, events like this really make you re-evaluate your life, and for me it was even weirder (although I know, no where near as horrific as for the people actually involved), having just written a book about an actor in Hollywood who goes crazy and almost flips out. As ridiculous as it sounds, I just had to reaffirm that I hadn't written something as horrible as the acts that took place. Obviously, I had nothing to worry about...but the point is, events like this make you think (duh)...or at least they should. If not, you are simply in denial.My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims, victim's families and injured in this senseless tragedy. I don't even pretend to know what they are feeling right now, and typing that may even seem insignificant, but I do know that it's important. They need all the thoughts and prayers they can get right now. The world needs more love, so this bullshit doesn't happen again.

You should visit Costa Rica

When I think of paradise, I think of a costa rica all inclusive vacation. There is a site that can help you do this and i'ts launching soon. You can get savings up up to 50%. It's awesome. What is the site? VACATIONS.NET. The leader in all-inclusive travel experiences. Their site will be redesigned with a customized booking engine and, get this, an intuitive (smart) functionality. Way better than it's competitors, dog. They did tons of research, and got tons of feedback from consumers and industry folk. This new site raises the hospitality bar. For sure. They are all about high-end, but also great rates and prices. And did I mention you can save 50%!? And more! What's on the site? There is detailed information on customs, culture, history and activities...with dramatic images accompanying them. The customer will know all about their destination. That's so awesome, man. The customized booking engine is freakin' smart...or "intuitive." The content makes you feel at home and the site is easy to use. It will take on the engine of any other site. It shows offers and percentages off promotions, discount regular rates and free nights programs. This means the packages have added value. But the site also offers all of these totally radical features: • Compelling visual images & virtual tours • In-depth information on the destinations including amenities & recreational activities • Thorough information on accommodations with detailed room options • All-Inclusive vacations sorted by vacation style and related preferences • Resort ratings from travelers who have experienced the resort first-hand • Hot Deals and much more… So visit them today, or call 1-888-205-3315 for reservations and more info. They feature awesome locations like Dominican Republic, Jamaica, and Mexico! If you want to be in paradise, you need to check out there site. Do it!

I'm going to get drunk tonight.

I'm not going out though... My goal is to get drunk by myself, play xBox 360, watch 8 DVDs, stay up all night, eat cheetos, and pass out at about 9:00 a.m. Saturday morning. Doesn't that sound like fun? No? Why not? Alright...just kidding. I'm actually going to go party on Sunset Blvd. with some smokin' hot babes, wearing short miniskirts, mall hair and sunglasses. Does that sound like fun? No? What the? Well, what the hell do you want me to do then? Jerk.

Are you ready for the 2007 NBA playoffs?

I'm ready. I hope you are. This is going to be a good postseason. My Bulls are going up against the Heat. And then the Pistons. (That's right. I'm guaranteeing victory over the Miami Heat in the first round. You got a problem with that, Miami? I didn't think so. I own Miami...not really.) I wouldn't want some Peruvian dude, bumping Pit Bull on his pink iPod mini to come beat me up. That would suck. Go Bulls.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Gold Bullion is smart

You should check into gold bullion. Everybody knows that through Monex Deposit Company (or MDC) you can buy silver, gold and/or other precious metals and/or coins for personal delivery, immediately, or you can set up them for convenient/safe storage at an independent bank and/or depository. Everybody knows that...right? Or at least they should. The Monex companies have been America's gold, silver and precious metals investment leader for, like, 30 years, man! Silver is a thing worthy of investment. You can get it in coin or ingot form/shape. What are ingots? Do you really gots ta know? Hey-oh! They are pure bullion cast, and in a convenient size and/or shape. Coins have currency value. Ingots define them. Now is the time to buy, dog. World demand for silver now exceeds annual production, and has every year since 1990.Now let's talk about gold. It too is available for investing in coin or ingot form. The same definitions apply for ingots and coins in this case. For centuries, buying gold has been recognized. It's one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and purchasing power, yo. Ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans and all the way up to modern man has always loved gold bullion. You are an idiot if you don't. Gold is magic. But today, the beauty of gold, and it's bars, is how you can diversify your investments with it. You can preseve your purchasing power!!!The end of WWII was when the U.S. government (used to be the largest stockpiler of silver on the planet) has dumped billions upon billions of ounces of silver bars onto the world market. It's really affected depressing silver prices--which is good, because silver gets so down sometimes. Today, that government silver hoard is long gone. But, the government is now the silver buyer.-American eagle gold coins are available in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery only. .9167 fine gold.-Legal tender coin in the USA with a $50 face value.-Available only for personal delivery in fractional sizes of ounce, ounce and 1/10 ounce, in units of 20 coins each.Analysts agree; the time to buy gold is now. Monex prides itself on having the best us silver coin prices AND programs in the industry. There employees are hard asset professionals and are committed to serving your precious metals investment needs. They are America's best dealer.

Watch Jimmy Kimmel

The push is on. We need everybody to help keep the dream alive. If I am annoying you with these bulletins, please block me. If I'm annoying you with these bulletins and you don't want to block me, I really am sorry. But, I can't stress enough how important opening weekend is to this movie. Please come out to see the film this weekend, and make it a party. Take pictures and post them. Of anything. Have a blast. We're in theatres this Friday (4/20) and we need as many people as possible to go see it or we may not be in any theatres the following weekend. Oh yeah, I got a stupid haircut that I regret. I'm sure my wife will love it. Nothing like a 35 year old trying to recapture his break dancing past. Thanks. DA

Check out the Collective Theater Acting Classes, Man

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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Awesomeness

She basically shows that if you can act…you can act. Let this be a lesson to those of you who are in your sixteenth year of acting classes, haven’t booked anything, and have missed every one of your friend’s or family member’s funerals/weddings/birthday parties because you think your big break is happening soon. I keeps it real. Boo-yah. Queen Latifah is probably pissed; she just lost a lot of work. No more stronghold on that position, Q.L. You should talk to Ellen about your next career move. Bam! Cradle rock style! Get it? Wocca wocca!

Spiral Dogs

Wasn’t that awesome!?! Did you see that guy who almost spiraled right out of the building, but by divine intervention, he went spiraling back in? Fucking awesome. Ahh… It’s a sigh of relief knowing people like this exist. It’s really refreshing, and it gives me a positive outlook on life. On da real; if you’re going to go out, at least you’ll be known as that Christian badass that didn’t give two shits about how many poisonous snakes he twirled around with.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

VoIP is awesome, dog

I like small business phone systems. And so should you. Are you a company looking to improve and explore new technologies, i.e. Voice Over IP (or VoIP)? You are? Radical! You know why? Because Xpander Communications specializes in this type of thing! Gnarly. They have the most user-friendly phone systems around. This is because they like simplicity. They reduce costs. And they reduced maintenance...big time. All scattered all over this great country of ours, small business can share the exact same phone system if they have branches in different locations. They can have private extensions. There is free 4-digit dialing between the branches, satellite, or home office locations! That's great for your company! They have unlimited free sere and support too! Not to mention improved long distance calling plans! Radical! The benefits seem to be endless...and maybe they are!

Check it out

Check out The Doctor's blog Category: Blogging Funny stuff here, and updated a lot more frequently than my blog. Check out it. Hot babes/broads/chicks should especially check out The Doctor's blog. He says it's cool if kind of beat ones check it out too, but only if they put a bag over their head while reading the blog. How is that possible? I don't know...his rules, not mine. Peace!

Welcome to Carltonville

Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl early this morning, though no name has been picked out yet and she's just being referred to as Baby Brown. And because Scary Spice is a slut, she's still not sure who the father is. She claims Eddie Murphy is the father, but Murphy said on a Dutch TV show last December: "I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."