Orlando knows how to hotel!

If you are going to the funnest place in Florida, check outhotels orlando! In my past, as a youth, traveling on family vacations to Orlando and Disney World...I wish I would have had (or my parents would have had) a website to help us find the best deals. Now, there is a site. So someday when I have kids, I'll be able to hook it up. Orlando.com is that site. They really provide the most affordable prices on the widest selection of hotels, car rentals, and flights. And this is all for the greater Orlando area. You aren't going to find a better site than this, with this much focus on the city of Orlando. They even have a travel guide offering tips on entertainment, dining, nightlife, and of course, more! I'm really excited about this site. In the near future, when I'm able to take a vacation to Orlando, I'm going to use it. I've checked it out, and it has everything you need. It should be your first, and only stop when planning a trip there. And with so many theme parks, attractions, and that great Florida weather, you can't go wrong!

You want a free hat?

You want a free hat? Oh, really, you do huh? Wiseguy, huh. Maybe you want a free shirt too, huh? Would that be good enough for you buddy? Or perhaps you need a free zip-up hooded sweatshirt on top of that, huh? Geez. Keep going? Fine. You need a car with our logo on it too? How about a nice Prius, that you can drive while wearing your hat, shirt and hooded sweatshirt. Sweet! Unbelievable. Get a job.

The overuse of "per se" has got to stop

When people use the expression "per se" a lot...it irks me. Why do they use it, per se, a lot? I don't know. It doesn't make you sound smart, because a lot of people use "per se", but they think it's spelled out at "per say". They don't even know how to spell their "exclusive" vocabulary terms. Dumb.

I'm feeling the Mailing Lists Companies, man

I'm interested in a good Mailing Lists Company. And if you are, you need to know about something. Ground breaking mailing list database that is updated reguarly, anyone? Yup. Martin Worldwide is who does it. And they are located in Westlake Village, CA. Who are they? One of the leaders in the direct marketing industry, that's all. They have built a reputation by offering innovative mailing list products to their clients. How do they do it? Well, first of all, one of their most successful, ground breaking products is ResponseCom™. What is that? Funny you ask. It's a potent, proprietary blend of U.S. Response and U.S Consumer databases. And these result in a multi-dimensional database. And this database offers extreme versatility and over one hundred demographic and psychographic selects. That's pretty amazing if you ask me. But wait, there's more! The special synthesis of compiled AND response data has created an unparalleled, powerful database that accurately identifies prospects with the most active, responsive, and impulsive buying history! Bam! Instant awesomeness, man. This product I just talked about is the result of decades, count it, decades of tracking, compiling, and optimizing data. And then they took this merged date into one vast database of proven direct mail responders. That's pretty amazing if you ask me. But don't ask me. Ask the clients who have experienced higher response rates, profitability, and new business opportunities thanks to it! This is according to Chip Matthews, who is the Client Relationship Manager for Martin Worldwide of course. If I didn't mention it earlier, they are one of the largest and most successful mailing list providers in the nation. That means they are big. They offer customized mailing lists, telemarketing lists and fax lists to small business and Fortune 1000 clients! They are successful, to say the least. They possess a database of over 290 million consumers and 14 million U.S. businesses! They are the only major list provider that guarantees the integrity of their actual data in writing. In my opinion, that's awesome. In my humble opinion, they are still undeniably productive. Check them out today!

I'm Drunk and blogging about Expos again...

Who'd a thunk it? Your boy, Archie Lee, is partying out of control like a maniac, getting drunk and what's his mug...Feli Fel? He's out there droppin' sirens on the whole thing. But me, Cooda Bang? I'm just trying to talk about the Montreal Expos and drinking with babes, but nothing is happening. I need money, mayne.

I hate Hollywood.

There, I said it. OK! I admit it, I hate this town and the bullshit. I'm too smart for this ridiculous garbage. Right now I'm watching a show about Linsday Lohan scrubbing toilets in rehab. There is a woman with a blacked out face talking about it, as if she is going to get killed if she shows her face, or she won't get a chance to work with Lindsay anymore. Also, Lindsay Lohan's parents suck...but don't take my word for it, because I don't care.