Saturday, May 19, 2007

Executive Recruiters are the best

You need to know what a good executive recruiting firm is. A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc. And they have maintained a high standard of service and commitment in the recruiting field...since 1967! They have a great reputation that includes discretion and a super consistent record of successful placements. These have helped them build strong and trusted relationships! And those relationships are with industry-leading clients. We are talking top-quality candidates! This has benefited each side of the employment equation.They have great recruiters. All of them had really successful careers in the same industries they represent there. Their knowledge, contacts and overall feel for their respective fields enable them to make the best matches and find the most correct fits for each job. They have these sweet practice areas too, that include financial AND risk management services. But not just that, also legal, and legal support services. And communications and technology. And human resources consulting, and luxury products! That's a lot of awesome stuff! And in those fields, they actually fill those positions....nationally! And this is at all positions. From middle...to executive...to even top "C level" management here! And not to forget associates to partners, or analysts to managing directors.

Stats for ya'll

Number of Paperback Purchases: 26 Number of eBook Purchases: 0 Minutes Brian has spent caring about zero eBook Purchases: 0 Number of people who have read the book around me and laughed: 5 Number of people who have completed it and enjoyed it: 4 Number of people who have completed it (to my knowledge): 4 Percentage of people in Hollywood who will like everything in the book: 2% Percentage of people in Hollywood who will relate and like most of it: 99.9% Publication most likely to not like this book: LA WEEKLY Likelihood of Brian getting dropped by his Commercial Talent Agent if they read the entire book: 100% Percentage of Brian that is bothered by that: 0% Percentage of the book that actually happened to me or is very loosely based off stuff that happened to me: 50% (Seriously! This is not autobiographical!) Percentage of people reading this blog that have wasted their time by reading this blog, instead of the book: 100% Thanks to everybody who has bought it so far! We're just getting started, folks.

Get it going!

In just over 24 hours, I've lost both of my NBA teams. Last night, I watched my Chicago Bulls lose to the Detroit Pistons in the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals (time to get a big man who can score). Then, to make my next few weeks even less entertaining, my second team, the Phoenix Suns, lost in Game 6 of the Western Conference Semi-Finals to the San Antonio Spurs (Robert Horry strikes again...but not in the highlight type of way).Lame.The NBA season is over as far as I'm concerned. I'm not watching the rest of the playoffs. I don't care. I might...might...might watch a Game 7 of the NBA Finals, if it goes there, but that's it. I'm done.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Get ready to be skinny and awesome!

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My friend rocked Barbados

Not Leandro Barbosa--Barbados, the country. Trott rocked it. When? Last week. Just kidding. But, in 2 months Trott will rock his own private concert, brought to you buy HBO (but being aired on Showtime and CNN simultaneously.)Get ready! Trott is going to rap, sing, dance, break dance, and snorkel in a large tank on-stage. It's gonna be sick! Synchronized snorkeling? Are you kidding me!? Awesomegnarly!

Check this book

Ever heard of the Book of Enoch? It's not widely accepted as Christian "canon" (although some Coptic Christians consider it to be inspired scripture) but it was mentioned in the Book of Jude (that's the next-to-last one in the Bible just before Revelation). I've read it a couple of times since first hearing about it several years ago. And it's quite an interesting read. Among other things according to the Book of Enoch, the Flood was sent by God to cleanse the Earth because fallen angels - who had originally been charged with taking care of creation - started having sex with human females. The result was a monstrous race of human/angel half-breeds and it got so bad, that the only people left who it could only be said were pure genetically human were Noah and his family: whole new meaning to Noah being "perfect in his generation". So God protected the one pure human remnant left and wiped out the genetic abominations that were befouling the Earth. So according to the Book of Enoch, that is what the great sin was that demanded the Flood.

Get your education on the internet, dog!

Do you have any online degrees? Why not? Are you looking, dude? Are you looking for a really sweet online education portal? Cool! Me too! A portal that represents 9,230 online degrees and certificate programs in 1,355 schools? Well, dog...you should check DirectoryofSchools.com. They love excellence in their school. They also have great partnerships with universities, colleges and trade schools. They even strive to insure that their partner schools are reputable. How? They have an in-hous verfication process. It review accreditation or vocational industry standards, that are...relevant to each school! There are degree seeking opportunities. But also, they have a comprehensive national directory of high schools! But not just that. Along with that, they have a homework helper and numerous other career minded resources, dog! So if you don't have time to be in the real world, this is your best option for getting a degree! It's quacktastic!

I will be drunk this weekend, I swear it

If by drunk you mean...drunk on life! That's right folks: clean and sober for 6 days now! Oh...wait a minute. I drank at Barney's Beanery last night. Shit, nevermind. I guess I just lied right there. I'm blaming the drinking. I'm hungover; that's why I lied. Peace. World Peace.

I write in weird languages sometimes

O crescimento de Angola está a atrair o Banco da China. Para isso, a sucursal de Macau tem vindo a desenvolver cooperações cada vez mais próximas com o BFA, instituição bancária do grupo português BPI.../... Apesar destas questões, a sucursal de Macau da instituição bancária chinesa deixa elogios aos seu parceiro moçambicano, o qual prevê que cresça bastante nos próximos anos - é já o maior grupo financeiro privado em actividade no país. Entretanto, segundo Cheong Chi-Sang, o Banco da China está a estudar a possibilidade de, no futuro, estabelecer também uma linha de crédito para Moçambique. Isto porque, durante a passagem por Maputo, a delegação bancária foi contactada por um banco local para o estabelecimento de colaborações mais próximas. Faltam agora os próximos passos. Told you I could do it.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Disney for less

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Basketball, Trott-style

Trott's playin' basketball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball! Trott's playin' basket-ball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball!Basketball is Trott's favorite sport. He likes the way others dribble up and down the court. He can't play himself, although he tries. He still plays himself with all his Hollywood lies. Come on!Trott's playin' basketball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball! Trott's playin' basket-ball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball!

Go Bulls tonight!

Awesome! But that's a good thing? Crazy, right? The never-say-die Bulls are back tonight, against the Pistons. (Yeah, it's on TNT.) Get ready for it, Bulls Fans. This game is going to be the shit. The ish. The doo doo. The poop. It's going to be awesome! You know why? Because the Bulls started this series down 0-3. They were down 3 games! But they are back! Go Bulls!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Word up Mothers!

You need to buy Mothers Day Gifts.The first Mother's Day...It was back to the annual spring festival of ancient Greece dedicated to Rhea, the Mother of the Gods. It's the earliest celebration of Mother's known. Pretty crazy, right? The Greeks pay tribute, or at least they would, with honey-cakes and fine drinks...and also flowers at dawn. It's a good day. It's a day where we take time out to thank the person that brought us into this world, man. Or at least the one who cared for us when we were young. It's a big deal.The best Mother’s Day gifts you can give are our gourmet chocolates, fruits, wines, breads, cheeses and more. That's right. Those are awesome gifts.But the best part about these Mother’s Day gift ideas? You can customize your Mother’s Day baskets with the foods you know she loves! Sweet! I don't know of a better way to show how much you care than that, dog. I mean...we all know you care...and that’s why you’re searching for the perfect Mother’s Day gifts, right? Gourmet gift baskets will serioiusly give her memories that last until next Mother’s Day! Check it out now, dog!

Welcome to Drunk Blogger Expo

If you haven't heard of Drunk Blogger Expo yet, I feel sorry for you man. Why? Because you don't know what's up. It's a place of drinking, expoing, and blogging. It's a place of not knowing who you are...or what you do. It's a place called Los Angeles...the digital version. It's confusing. It's weird. Its' drunk. It's life. It's bullshit.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

I am Trott Felipe

Well...not literally. I mean, I'm not saying that "I'm Trott Felipe." That would be silly. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that I AM Trott Felipe. Kind of like when people say, "I'm Tiger Woods," or "I'm Sparticus." It's pretty much exactly like that. You know? -Trott Fel...I mean...Trott Felipe

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

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Get ready to drink!

Are you ready to drink? I don't think you are...but you should be. What a time you chose to be born. You don't understand my words...but you must choose. The water, or the beer? Which will it be? Which will it be? Are you a zero or a hero? A nerd or a waiter? A pimp or a skater? You decide.

Come one, come all, come on

Or not at all...don't do it. Don't move to Hollywood. It's bad for you. It's changes your hair. I changes your skin. It changes your clothes. But most of all, it's a shitty industry town. The industry is all types of effed up, and if you aren't in it, everything sucks...at least it sucks compared to what you are used to as an awesome life. So don't do it, unless you have connections.