Gold is what you buy if you want to get rich

Sometimes in life, there are constants... Not very often, but sometimes, there are. But you want to know what my favorite constant is? You guessed it: gold. Gold is what makes me get up in the morning and brush my teeth...with a tooth brush that is disappointingly not made of gold (not even the bristles). When it comes to buying silver, gold, and other precious metals and coins, you have options th Right? But there is only one Monex Deposit Company (MDC) that you really want to use. I'm serious; everybody else you use will suck. How about personal delivery to wherever you want? How about convenient and safe sotrage at an independent bank or depository in America? That's what Monex has got for ya. It's been 30 years too. And after all that time, they are America's leader in investments of the gold, silver and precious metal persuasion. Tubular! Silver and gold can be available in coin or ingot form if you want to invest in it. They can be pure bullion cast. They can be convenient in size and shape. This is absolutely the time to buy silver/gold. The demand on this planet, that is the third rock from the sun, for silver far exceeds annual production. In fact, it's done this every single year and month since 1990. Well, at least every year. There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are really low, and shrinking. In fact, I don't even think you can call them stockpiles anymore. They are really just piles now. You know about gold too, man? It's pretty interesting. It's been recognized for literally, and romantically, centuries as one of the absolutely coolest, and best way to preserve one's personal wealth and power of purchasing. It's unique. It's diverse. It's shiny. And ever since the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans did it, people took notice and decided that gold will always be worth something. If there were a better time for buying silver bullion...well...there just isn't. The U.S. government even buys it, because their silver hoard (that they had around WWII) is gone. So buying silver bars is a good idea. And American eagle gold coins are available in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery only. .9167 fine gold. Legal tender coin in the USA with a $50 face value. You cool with that? They are also available for personal delivery in fractional sizes of ounce, ounce and 1/10 ounce, in units of 20 coins each. Monex prides themselves on having the best US silver coin prices and programs in the entire silver coin industry. If that doesn't remind you of the truth, I don't know what does. It's the absolute truth. It's the answer to your gold needs. They have a dedicated staff that likes to be dedicated. They like to show dedication. More dedicated than a Lil Wayne mix tape. They are America’s best dealer with a convenient market and competitive precious metals prices. Check them out now, man!

Dogs in America in Hollywood

In America, the poodle became so unpopular in the 1920s it almost died out - can you imagine a poodle-parlour free world? Yet the poodle was originally a tough, butch breed, a water dog renowned for its duck hunting skills, without a bow in sight. The name is from the German for puddle (pfudel), and those little puffs of fancily trimmed fur at ankle and tail, as well as the No. 1 close shave on the upper thighs were first of all practical - designed for protection and mobility when hunting and swimming. And fish hunting. And Scuba Diving. Yet Brand Poodle was relaunched in France - retiring their oh-so 16th Century practical dog tags for coiffed treeses, sculpted locks and multicoloured fur coats, more elaborate than their owners. They went on to become the ultimate fashion accessory for the French aristocracy in the 17th and 18th Century. Come into the 2000s and it seems the Poodle needs another rebrand, to shed this silly skin and back away from the stigma of the silly haircuts. It's not going too well. Take one random poodle story. Best of Breed winner at last year's Welsh Kennel Club show, La Marka Lemerle Oscar Wilde (ahem). Disqualified after being found wearing hairspray. It's an illegal substance now - banned by the Kennel Club. The equivalent of steroids for canines. In the past, dog owners used to do all sorts to preen their pooches prior to ringside performance - add chalk, hair mousse or shine, but alas! no longer! So, Wilde's owner is screaming sabotage! He said: "I'm not saying there wasn't hairspray on my dog, but I didn't put it there." So, we are left with a mystery on our paws, who was the elusive hairspraying menace - and when will he strike again? Perhaps it was another dog. Because I know it ain't no bulldog that would do that.

I'm so sober right now

You know what's awesome? Nothing? Right. Now that that's out of the way, let's get down to business. This weekend in Arizona is going to be the best experience of 2008 so far--which is not tough. So far, let's recap my 2008: -Dated Clippers cheerleader for a month -Dated a few other girls -worked on my website -worked entertainment temp jobs for not too much money -have felt like I am in trouble if I don't right the ship soon -feel almost like I wasted 4 years -went to the Orange Bowl Yeah, I'd say this weekend will easily top all others so far. Hopefully it will be topped soon as well, but if not...well...it just will. There's no way that this weekend will be the most fun of the year. That's not possible. Bye.