Ghetto Bird (Remix of Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven')

I was awoken by a Ghetto Bird last night at about 4:00 AM. It kept me up for about an hour as it circled directly over my neighborhood. Well, I don't exactly know any of my neighbors so let's call it my "apartmenthood." For those of you who dont' know what a Ghetto Bird is, I can't help you. Just watch the show 'Cops.' Really, the only reason I wrote this blog was to use the term Ghetto Bird. It did happen though. Also, I wrote this blog because I think you need to get an accutane lawyer. Yeah, I don't know what it is either, but you need it. Drunk Blogger was in a spotlight at least, since he can't get spotlighted anywhere else.