The REAL Titles For Movies Now Playing In Theaters

I decided to come up with some new titles for the current crop of shitty movies playing in theaters. These movies are basically just placeholders until they start showing movies for next year's Oscars. Honestly, I think they should just shut theaters down for the months of February and March until the Academy Awards are over, but maybe that's just me. I'm not the one making enough money to buy countires off of this crap...

1. Date Movie - Even 6 Out Of 6 Scary Movie Writers Isn't That Great
2. Big Momma's House 2 - Rebound II: Martin Lawrence's Career
3. Curious George - Unneccesary
4. Eight Below - Teenage Heart Throb & Cute Dog$ in Anarctica
5. Final Destination 3 - Stupid Plot 3
6. Freedomland - Samuel Jackson Yells While Wearing A Cool Hat
7. Something New - Maybe It Was Something New In the 60's?
8. When A Stranger Calls - Don't Answer You Idiot
9. Firewall - When Does Indiana Jones 4 Come Out?
10. The New World - The Not New Idea For A Movie
11. The Pink Panther - It Sounded Good On Paper

Drunk Blogger is not responsible for you actually liking any of these movies. That's your problem.