Myspace The Bar???

SANTA MONICA (AP) ---According to LA Weekly, Myspace will not only be a place to waste time at work and pick up internet girls, but a place to drink and meet people in real life as well. That's right, Myspace..The Bar. Tom, the creator of Myspace, in collaboration with Danny Masterson and Ashton Kutcher, is going to open up a bar in Santa Monica based off of the website that he has made a cultural phenomena for our generation...generation..ZZZ or something? That's right, now you can browse hoes in person. Myspace The Bar will start hosting private events such as Bar Myspacvitzah's and Blogday Parties in Spring 2006 and open to the general public (the other losers in Hollywood) Summer 2006. Myspace The Bar will feature a blog wall, in which people can write their own blogs on the wall and sign them. It will also feature computers at every table and seat at the bar. There will also be a few ground rules. There will be no dress code, in fact, no clothes are somewhat encouraged and you can also bring changes of clothes if you'd like to show different looks. Also, when you have something that you would like to say to the whole bar, all you have to do is yell, "I have a Bulletin." Everybody in the bar will stop talking and the music will stop until your bulletin is completed. Then you have to pass the comment on to your friends sitting around you as well, at least 10-15 of your friends sitting around you. If you want to leave a comment for somebody at the bar, you can write it on a comment card, found at the bar, and leave it for them at their table. They can choose to accept it or not. This feature is only good during happy hour though, it will be under maintenance for the rest of the night. When we tried to reach Tom to find out exactly how they could do maintenance on something like this and what this maintenance actually was, he didn't return our phone calls. Danny Masterson did though. He said That 70's Show is a really good show. Myspace The Bar, Coming Summer 2007. It's gonna make drunken internet hook-ups 10 times easier!