Oscar Predictons: Vol. 5

Actor In A Supporting Role: Paul Giamatti, Cinderella Man Paul Giamatti will win the Oscar for best supporting actor. Later, his win will be surrounded by controversy when it is discovered that the only reason he won is because half the people who voted for him thought they were voting for his role in Sideways. Actress In A Supporting Role: Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain The Oscar for best supporting actress will go to Michelle Williams of Brokeback Mountain, not because she was the best actress, but because everybody feels sorry for her character. Her husband cheated on her and left her and the kids....for another man....a cowboy.....a gay cowboy.... I don't know - call me old fashioned, but that SUCKS! Uhh... I guess it's a beautiful love story though or something. The cinematography is breathtaking and shit. They will also give a second Oscar to Frances McDormand, but not for North Country, for Fargo - just to remind us how good of a movie it was. Bonus Prediction!!!: Lost Wins Honorary Oscar The Academy will give a surprise, honorary Oscar to ABC's Lost because it was better than most films this year. The Drunk Blogger talking to Blogging: "I wish I knew how to quit you."