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Isn't it great how product placement is all over Hollywood? I mean, who can blame them right? Well now, it's taken over this blog as well. It's a good thing though, for me hahahahahahaahahahahahahha. In your face everybody! Just kidding, kind of. Well hey, I know it's Summer now but I think you all should actually start thinking about Winter Park Real Estate. No, that's not real estate in a park that you can only buy during the winter. Nope. Winter Park is a place yo! It's not just a place though, it's a place in Orlando! If you are anything like me and other weird people, you are wondering right now, "What is the history of Orlando besides theme parks?" Well...if you go by number of years, not much. It's not much older than 150 years. But...if you go by substance instead of...years or something, a lot has happened. They raised cattles! It was the primary way to make a living and the town in Central Florida were more like Laredo and Dodge City than a cartoon. They also had Indian wards, cattle rustling, fights with guns, gambling with money and other evening debauchery. Well, in 1880, The South Florida Railroad extended its line down into Orlando from Sanford and the rest of the country. This made things go crazy yo! All of the sudden, the Citrus industry changed. It was country-wide yo! Sick! This changed the city and it's economy drastically. Tourism finally becam a major industry in Central Florida. The railroad became like blood flowing through the veins and made the city alive! What an ingenious metaphor homies! There is now more tourists per year than the population of California. Haha. California sucks. There are 100,000 hotel rooms and 7 major theme parks. Orlando is also a great place to raise a family though. Real estate includes upscale gated neighborhoods, golf courses, old people and old-fashioned towns with excellent schools. Downtown Orlando is also very urban. You can enjoy vintage homes in the historic neighborhoods of Thorton Park, Lake Eola Heights, Lake Lawsona, Lake Cherokee, and Lake Copeland. Downtown is trendy with diversity of restaurants, retailers, discos, and bars all within walking distance. You even have access to the most beautiful Lake Eola man! This place is great! To get real estate here with a great real estate office that will cover it all, check out Buyers Broker of Florida. They are sick yo! Chart Plotters, not Chart Toppers: Also, have you are wanted to be Chart plotters. Yup, that's right. Did you know that Mariners can download the National Oceanic and Atmospherc Administartion's Raster Navigations Charts now? That's right. Oh, what's a raster chart? it's a digitally scanned image of paper n autical chart that is used by actual mariners to navigate. Awesome! "The raster navigational charts contribute to safe, efficient, and environmentally sound marine transportation," said Charles Challstrom. Charles is currently the acting assistant administrator for NOAA’s oceans and coasts. Good job Charles. Since these downloads are free, NOAA offers easy access for the mariners to be all oceanic and stuff freely. Check out the NOAA website for a fully updated raster chart. At Northeast Marine Electronics you can even get all of the stuff you need for electronics for camping, hiking, hunting, fishing, boating, and driving. There collection isn't only extensive, it's sick! They also have Furuno Fish Finders to help find fish and they offer discounts for Marines man. Get a Rental Home in Orlando Dude!

You should get an Orlando Rental Home today! Did you know that Orlando welcomes more visitors each year than the population of California?! That's over 43.3 million. Booiiinnggg! This makes Orlando one of the biggest vacation destinations! Now let's talk numbers. Most of those tourists and vacationers stay in one of 100,000 hotel rooms and on top of that, they visit 7 major theme parks.

OK....so, also, there are 185,000 people in Orlando and the Metro-Orlando population is 1,500,000. It's no wonder that tourism surrounding Orlando is worth billions of dollars to Orlando's economy. Why wouldn't it be! Hey-yo! Tourism is a very rewarding field to be a part of and you guessed it, Orlando has many opportunities within that industry.This place they call Orlando is a great environment to enjoy your leasure time and raise a family. All 7 counties in the Central Florida area offer a wide range of life styles...for any age. This includes (but is not limited too) real estate in upscale gated neighborhoods, golf course communities, charming, old-fashioned towns, and areas with excellent schools.Downtown has seen a great increase in growth and is a mixture of condominiums with great views and other things you can enjoy like: vintage homes in the historic neighborhoods of Thorton Park, Lake Eola Heights, Lake Lawsona, Lake Cherokee, and Lake Copeland. Awesome! Awesome! One more time....Awesome!

Downtown is trendy with diversity of restaurants, retailers, discos, and bars all within walking distance.Also, check out Baldwin Park, which is a traditional neighborhood with architecture reminiscent of the pre-1940's era in Central Florida. You gotta love architecture history yall. Not only all of this but, the wonderful climate and year round sunshine that your family deserves will make for a great vacation, holiday or siesta! You can even take a 45 minute drive from the theme parks to a countryside that is very similar to the UK but with rolling hills and oak trees.

Now you find yourself in horse breeding country and you can travel south and take a freakin airboat ride across the Everglades! Unbelievable! They even have the best shopping in USA. Check out Central Orlando rental homes today!! Before it's too...well...it's never too late, just do it!

You know what else you should do folks? You can buy Flowers!!!!!! Awesome!!!! These aren't just any flowers though. These aren't your mother's flowers. hey-yo! This is an interesting arts and crafts project that helps you create a monogram of flowers! It's written y Cahtie Filian and Steve Piacenza who are from the DIY Network. They are pretty much the coolest people I know. Even though I don't exactly know them. Summer is here, so draw inspiration from all of the color of blooming flowers outside and create a floral monogram to decorate part of your home. It's easy! And the possiblities are endless!

You can make something that fits your own personal style and decor by using different flowers and ribbons. Cathie made a great gift for her mother-in-law's birthday and she hung it on her front door. So you are probably asking....How do I do it? Well...here’s how to create your own:

Supplies: _ 6-inch wood letter of choice _ white craft paint & paintbrush _ floral print scrapbook paper _ glue stick _ hot glue _ tacky glue _1 large silk hydrangea 1/4-inch decorative ribbon (enough to go around your letter, plus 10 inches) small rhinestones or ultra fine glitter Plaque Steps: 1. Paint the back, front and sides of the letter with the white craft paint and allow to dry. 2. Lightly trace the letter onto the scrapbook paper. Cut out the tracing and use a glue stick to attach the paper to the front of the letter. Then, use your fingers to press out any air bubbles. 3. Cut 10 inches off your decorative ribbon. (This will be your hanger) Turn the letter over and attach the ribbon hanger by forming a “U” shape with the ribbon and hot gluing the ends of the ribbon to the back of the letter about 2 inches from the top. 4. Using your hot glue gun, attach the remaining ribbon around the outer edge of the letter. 5. Break apart the silk flower so you have lots of little petals. Use hot glue to attach the petals to the front of the letter. (You can glue them in a random pattern or a design of your choice) Use a drop of glue and add a few sprinkles of ultra fine glitter to the center of the petals or add rhinestones for decorative effect.

Isn't that awesome!??! So...buy flowers today. Do it!

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