Give Me A Topic, Any Topic

Alright, since I have nothing to write about, I've been sick all week and I need to post something since the last posting was Sunday, I set up a studio audience in my apartment and asked people to yell out random words ala Whose Line Is It Anyway? (The British version that used to play on Comedy Central back in the day). Yeah... I really did this. I built stands with chairs and went through Central Casting to get people to fill the seats. It's amazing what you can do when you offer copy/credit/free meal for pay. After the "show," I gave everybody an old copy of one of the various magazines I have a subscription to, a token good at a local arcade and a frozen hot pocket. Technically, I fulfilled my promise. The show started off and I said, "Alright, give me a topic, any topic!" For about 5 minutes, there was dead silence. Apparently, extras are trained too well not to talk. Some of them even sat there, mouthing words as if they were talking, but nothing came out. It was pretty awkward. Finally, I said, "No, seriously, you can talk." At the same time, everybody let out a sigh of relief, looked at each other and said, "Ohhhhh...." After that somebody giggled and said, "rutabaga." I looked at them in disbelief for about 10 seconds, frowned and yelled, "I can't freakin blog about a rutabaga you idiot!" Then I kicked everybody out and told them to "go back to playing dead guys on Navy NCIS. It's a better career move!" Then I told them all to get the hell out of my sight. I can't work with amateurs. That's the last time I take outside suggestions for my blogs. I really can blog about anything though, that's why blogging insider's are calling me the next Mark Cuban... or was it the next Fidel Castro? I can't remember. Something like that. Anyway, I just really don't like rutabagas, that was my major problem with that topic. I don't know what a rutabaga is, but it just sounds like it sucks. Drunk Blogger has been in a cough syrup-induced haze for about 2 days now.