Do You Have Anything To Declare?

"Yeah...don't go to Mexico for spring break - 3 years after you graduate. It is the most depressing thing ever. Not quite as depressing as Hollywood...but...depressing nonetheless."

-Drunk Blogger in Snatch 2: Old Guys At Spring Break (2006)

Drunk Blogger PSA: Hey everybody? Has this ever happened to you? You are sweating profusely while getting a DUI and needing somebody to pay your bail bonds and shit? Then, on top of that, you need both truck accessories AND a truck tool box? It can happen to the best of us. Well now, I've got the answer! Buy an Orlando vacation home or an Orlando Rental Home now! I have no idea how it works, but it does! Check out this success story from Rudolph in St. Paul, MN:

"Thank Drunk Blogger. Only 5 minutes after I buy my Vacation home in Orlando, the truck tool box and truck accessories showed up at my front door. Drunk Blogger really is the best. Thumbs up."