Oscar Predictions: Vol. 6

Best Animated Feature: Tim Burton's Corpse Bride After winning the Oscar for best animated feature, Tim Burton will come up on stage with his hair a mess and a pair of weird sunglasses and give an Oscar speech that goes something like this, "Thanks arghl aklff mmmfaf lasdlfdj racjklaa frooo guro raot ty amno google ba ba da ba da ba muahhh haha boo." It will be really weird. The famous Oscar music will begin to play and try to cut him off but he will yell, "No! Stop that music! I've got something to say damn it!" The music will stop and he will continue on with his speech, "moof maq ye tru gommm okgg rat bla snurple boop bop nerf ball, dagga. Thank you." Best Director: Steven Spielberg, Munich After winning the Oscar for best director, Steven Spielberg will come up on stage, apparently peeved and deliver his acceptance speech while yelling, carrying a baseball bat and pacing back and forth on the stage, "That's right, nobody said we could do this shit. We did it Munich! We did it. What. We did it Munich. None of yall mutha fuckas thought we could do this shit. Don't you know I'm Steven Spielberg mutha fuckas! This ain't no Ang Lee shit. We did it Munich. What. What, the East Coast ain't got love fo us West Coast film makers? Fuck that shit. I'm Steven Mutha Fuckin Spielberg. That's all you gotta know. Peace to Munich." He will then spike the Oscar on the stage as if he has just scored a touchdown, kick over a speaker, yell "I don't even need that shit. There ain't room on the mantle," and walk off stage. Drunk Blogger Entertainment, It's Drunk Blogger Baby. I thought I told you that we can't stop. We don't even know how to stop.