Today is the "Big" Day

Today is the day. It's Oscar Sunday. What's going to happen? Who will wear what? Will Beyonce perform 12 songs? Will Brokeback win and "change the world?" Will Terrence Howard win for best actor and finally open the world's oppressive eyes to Memphis rap? Will the Oscar's suck? Is that an oxy moron? Am I a moron who uses Oxy pads? Not since junior high mutha fuckas. Why did I just say that? I don't even know....and shit. Will Terrence Howard win the Oscar for best actor? Does anybody want to know that Hustle & Flow was my favorite movie this year? Will Felicity Huffman win best actress for portraying a man turned ugly woman? Will anybody actually ever see Transamerica? Will Charlize Theron wear a crazy dress and then get blasted by the fashion police Monday morning? Will Phillip Seymour Hoffman wear a bad tux and get critiqued by a "style analayst" that is a man who acts like a woman? Will the theme of this years Oscar's become any more blatantly obvious after watching the show or reading this blog that you are reading right now? What will be the theme of next year's Oscar's? Actors from the Middle East? Actually, that's probably what it will be. Hollywood kind of believes that it's more significant then it is. Well, not just "kind of." Will this blog ever end? Well... you'll just have to tune in tonight to ABC at 5PM PT/8PM ET to find out! The Oscar's, they are on in about 3 hours. Are you serial!? The Drunk Blogger is conflicted, the Chicago Bulls are on ESPN at the same time. Shit.