I Saw the Ever-Nerdy Kato Kaelin in Vegas

Who cares right? I know, I know. But I'm using that as the headline of my Easter spent in Vegas. It was a crazy time and it was only fitting that I ran into Kato Kaelin at 6 AM in the Mirage Casino who was with a girl who was probably...no make that literally, half his age. It definitely made me sick. Besides seeing Kato, the trip was surprisingly awesome. Not that any trip to Vegas ever really sucks, but it was Easter and I didn't know how things were going to work out. Since it was Easter, it was a slow weekend in Vegas, but a slow weekend in Vegas is still crazier than anything else going on in the country. I went to Ghost Bar, which is at the top of the Palms and a portion of the balcony is glass bottom, which allows you to look down something like 60 stories? Oh yeah, it was cracked and shattered too. It was roped-off and a security guard wasn't allowing anybody to walk on it, which was probably a good thing. I don't know how that thing cracked, but I'm glad I wasn't standing on it when it was. I got free beer all night Saturday night at the Piano Bar in the New York New York. That was alright, but the piano players were playing stuff that was really cliche. Good songs, but the songs you would EXPECT to hear at a piano bar. They didn't even attempt to play any 50 Cent. WTF? I'm sure there were many other memorable moments, but I can't remember any of them. Kato Kalin is the first thing that comes to mind in relation to this blog, which is pretty sad. Actually, I could write a lot more about my stay in Vegas this past weekend...but for one thing, I'm not Tucker Max and for another, what stays in Vegas....yeah, you've heard it before. I'm not even going to finish it. Oh yeah, did I mention that about one hundred Hawaiian Tropic girls were staying at the Mirage too? Yeah, I had a centennialism with all of them. Well..you could imagine what it would be like at least.... There is a reason why Drunk Blogger is Drunk Blogger and not Hungover Blogger.