You ever been drunk in Hawaii?

You ever been drunk while lounging in the Hawaii Condo? I knew you would say that. Well...for those of you who have, now is the time to go. Who is going to give you the opportunity? GP. Who is GP? Gebhard Properties. They have a new website! They are all about the Hawaii resort with ocean front vaction homes. You can rent on the Big Island and Maui! Not all vacation spots are the same, even in Hawaii...especially in Hawaii. GP owns...and...manges these custom homes, homie. Exclusive locations is where they are at. Where are you at? You aren't going to find better amenities anywhere else. Here are just some of the things they have: spacious living areas, custom furnishings, and artwork not found in even the finest of hotels. Gnarly dude!Check the Hale Nani Loa Maka, our Kolea Villa. It's a 3BR/3BA penthouse located at the Waikoloa Beach Resort. It sleeps six and offers 2,576 square feet of living space. It practically owns the HI. It has it's own private elevator access and a gourmet kitchen and an extensive collection of Hawaiian art and an outstanding views of Anaeho'omalu Bay and Kileaua!Or maybe you would prefer the Hale Ke Kai? Gosh, you are so pickey. Well...their luxurious 3BR/4BA two-level private home in Kailua-Kona will comfortably sleep up to eight people. It too has full-sized kitchens and expansive lanais on both levels, two master suites, a private wading pool, and a location so close to the ocean that a whale might piss on you! Awesome!What? Well...if you really want a taste of Old Lahaina, then book a stay at their incredible 2BR/2BA corner-unit condo now! It's on the third floor of the Mahana at Kaanapali Resort in Maui. Radical! It runs parallel to the ocean. Totally tubular! Gebhart Properties arer there to give you the luxury, convenience and comfort that is rare nowadays. Browse their Hawaiian vacation homes and book today! Do it now dog! Hurry! Hurry up! Quit being a cat. Do it! You won't do it! (reverse psychology)

I know, man!

Can't get enough of my awesomeness? I know, none of us can. Well now you can check out clips of me at my Travel Channel Audition. Sweet! Click Here and go to the 5th video on the right, entitled "LA Audition" You can see me in there! Watch classic moments as I sit in a crowd with other people at the callback, say classic lines like, "25 years old," "I was in Spain" and "a girl in our group was actually pick-pocketed." It's entertaiment for the ages! That's why they pay me the big bucks folks! -D.B. A.K.A. Drunk Blogger A.K.A Danny Hightower A.K.A. Mr. Starked A.K.A. Larry Hatcher A.K.A. Sherman Douglas

I'm sick right now

No, I'm not talking about how "totally sick" I am bro. I'm also not looking for sympathy. I'm just bored and felt like going back to my roots with a myspace blog. haha. "My roots."Anyway, I'm sick, it's 11:21 pm and it feels like I just woke up 2 hours ago. This day flew by. I'm on any medicine I can get my hands on and I'm watching the stupidest movie ever, "Twister." Why? I have no idea. I'm not really watching it, it's just on in the background. Bill Pullman is pretty sweet though. Him and Bill Paxton should team up to make a movie sometime where they just go around being badasses and beating people up for no reason. Then, after they beat them up, look at each other, give each other high-five and say, "We really are awesome." Now that's what I call a classic movie...or a piece of shit, I can't remember. Also, recent Oscar winner Phillip Seymour-Hoffman is in this movie. I can't believe he did this shit. I like Phillip Seymour-Hoffman but I absolutely hate his character in this movie. It's like a mix of Bill & Ted, every goofy character from any failed comedy and all the annoying parts of Jack Black. But who am I? I'm just a man with a laptop, way too many blogs and a dream...or 12. It's not like I'm starring in Summer blockbusters about tornados that show up, knock on your door, make monster noises and then tear the shit out of your house. All I have is a blog, and this cold that I can't get rid of. Damn it, I hate being sick.Alright, I'm turning this movie off before it starts pissing me off and taking a shower. Late. (remember when people used to say late?)-The Uninspired Blogger

Expo on Links, and their popularity

The Drunk Blogger Expo wants to talk about link popularity? You're daaaaammmmmnnnnnn riiiiigggghhhhhtttt. (A lot of letters are cool.) You've all gotta understand Google, and other search engines, and all the options you have for increasing traffic, and link pop. Google's algorithm is nutso. They drive most results organically. They are much more complex than other search engines. They look at website's on-site factors and off-site factors, then they do their ranking. The offsite factors are roughly 35 to 45% of the importance to Google’s algorithm. Sweetness dude! Page rank isn't as big of a deal in Google's rankings as people think. It still matters, but since you can manipulate that shit, Google doesn't focus on it as much. They focus on links from other sites, going to your site. It's much better getting good links from sites with good page rank. The quality of the page that the link is on relative to your website and/or page it is directed to is very important. People forget that, and it's radical. And Google even looks at the link and where it's placed. If it's in the context, it's much better than if it's at the bottom of the page. Google also looks at the text that surrounds the link and determines how targeted that text is compared to the page that the link points to. Maybe I should have paid more attention in math class, instead of writing freestyle raps.Some other things they consider and look at, Title Tag, H1 Tags and other META data. You better keep that shit in mind honky. Latent Symantec Indexing is also a new thing being tested. It determines how words relate to each other. Pretty crazy right? The factors that LSI looks at are the Title Tag and the textual content of the page that your link is on. What it all boils down to, is the most important thing is getting people to link to your site. The more the better. Mainly, people explore press release distribution, purchasing links from link brokers, reciprocal linking and link baiting. What they realize is, Press release distribution is the best way but it's also the most difficult because your press release can't be non-attention-grabbing. It has to draw people in. You can purchase links from link brokers. But you may get crappy links doing that, at the bottom of the page.Exchanging links used to be a good way, but now, it's not really. It's not as big of a deal. Link baiting is good, but very difficult as well. With link baiting, you hunt out links, and bring the links to you through unique, popular site content. It's the natural way to do it. As we have seen with Web 2.0, the best way to increase link popularity is through blogs. They are almost always filled with good content, and you can talk about the links in the posts. If a blog links to something you are talking about on your site, you are set. You would need thousands of these to make a difference in your rankings, but this is how it would work. You need links from hundreds or even thousands of Blogs with the same stuff and then you will see significant improvements in your rankings and the more popular the word, the more linking you will need. You can't do this yourself, unless you create hundreds and thousands of blogs, which would be insane and not work very well.That's why we have Blogitive though. They have more than two thousand blogs in their network. You can release a mini-press release through Blogitive and bloggers will get paid to write about it. It will definitely help with traffic. Do it! It's the wave of the future!

I'm watching Serpico right now

How awesome is this movie? Seriously? Top 25 of all time? I don't know about that either, but this movie is sweet. This is when movies were movies. I wasn't alive then, but this was the time. I think. Serpico! Serpico! I'm Serpico. No, I'm Serpico. No, I'm Serpico! Oh wait...that's Sparticus. Wait a minute...let me check the TV Guide. (ruffles through the newspaper as if it's 10 years ago) Nope, this is definitely Serpico. I didn't know that De Niro was so good in this role!

Welcome to the Drunk Blogger Expo

Welcome to the Drunk Blogger Expo. Things have changed around here. This is a place all about the world, the market, business, and being drunk and random. It no longer has anything to do with Hollywood. Hollywood and I have settled our beef. This place may seem like the most random blog ever; and it is, but, it's now got a new name that encompasses (just a little bit better) what it is. So welcome to Drunk Blogger Expo, but for my best writing, check out my personal blog.

Man...Dentist's are the ish!

Yo, holla at charles brown dds pc!I ain't talkin' about the cartoon...but Hayfield Dental Care is the ish. They have been serving residents of Alexandria (and surrounding areas) since...duh-duh-duh: 1987! Sick! They have dentists who have gotten advanced OR specialty training. What does that mean? They can perform almost any procedure!!! (without another office's referral). They got mad experience. Who is the man there? Charles Brown...DDS! He has been there 10 years mayne! He has done millions...well, maybe thousands of crown, root canal and surgical procedures dog. That's with a perfect record. The Virgina Board of Dentistry is happy with this dude. No complaints. He graduated from the Medical College of Virginia and has received numerous awards.He got the Academic Achievement Award. He was ranked 1st in hi class in 1996! That's only 10 years ago!!! And in `997, he got the Quality Care Award and Resident of the Year! He's already listed as one of the regions top dentists. By who? Oh...just the Washington Area Consumer Council (WACC)...that's all. Bam! Yes, Kevin McCallister...he is a member of the ADA. Hook it up at hayfield.

The Doctor

I got an e-mail last night from a fellow Myspace blogger, The Doctor™,which has a funny ass blog himself so check it out. I think he actually was wondering initially, what the hell a random dude was doing subscribed to his blog, but checked out my stuff and liked it, so we agreed to whore each others myspace profiles. I actually found out about his blog from a girl friend of mine who said it was hilarious, so no, I didn't see a picture of a buff dude in a towel, start talking with a lisp and say to myself, "ohhh, I'm going to check this out." I was referred. It's like when people say they only check out Playboy for the articles, except in this case, I'm telling the truth. He definitely is doing a good job though reaching the female audience and in return, his blog has helped me out a lot with building my fanbase here on good old myspace, so add him and check his blog out. . Check it here, or close your eyes and randomly click pretty much anywhere on this blog and you should get there: The Doctor™

Peyton...P-E-Y

I don't know about any of you. No seriously, I just don't know about any of you sometimes, but Peyton Manning is the best actor on television right now. His commercials are more entertaining than most of the shows on right now. Really, the only thing left for me, would be if he joined the cast of Lost (who got screwed in this year's Emmy's by the way) and I would be set. Anyway, I don't really have much else to say. The proof is in the pudding...wait a minute...JELL-O...that's it. Peyton Manning and Bill Cosby? That's it! That's how I can jumpstart my career! I can write a JELL-O commercial for Peyton Manning! Its got to work! Alright, while I do that, check out these brilliant commercials. I haven't even included the new awesome one on ESPN featuring Eli.

Drunk Blogger Sucks...Just Kidding

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Backstreet's Back

Well, not exactly, but my barber (I refuse to use the term "hair stylist," unless it's like, a really hot chick) moved to a new shop on Santa Monica Blvd. where he rents out a chair in this pretty cool Salon. I guess it's a pretty sweet deal for him. Anyway, he showed me around the building. It's all on the second floor, above this video store. The front of the building is the salon, the middle is an open-air atrium-type place with tables to chill and in the back, there is the recording studio where the Backstreet Boys recorded their albums I guess. Very random. There was a cheesy plaque on the wall with their album in gold or platnium (or whatever it is that I would have seen if I cared enough to look) with a cheesy picture of all of them. (Which is an oxymoron if you think about it.) So in light of the recent "scandal" regarding N'Sync's Lance Bass... Scandal...haha. I mean, in the light of his "timely" announcement to promote his new pilot with Joe Fatone (AKA the male version of Ellen Degeneres), I'm sure this brings up a lot of questions in the internet-celebrity-blogging community (which I want no part of). This means that Backstreet (as I like to call them for short) actually recorded their albums, in the gay part of town in West Hollywood. Very suspicious... Wait a minute...I get my hair cut in the gay part of town now... Uhh..shit, nevermind. It probably means nothing. Plus, at least that Brian guy is pretty cool.

The Bulls lost to the Clippers...Man

WTF!? The Bulls lost to the Clippers last night. More importantly, they let Tim Thomas bitch-slap him. That's right...the same Tim Thomas they ran out of town because of his shitty attitude and illegitimate children (who I'm pretty sure were at the game...who else would wear a Tim Thomas jersey?). Awesome! I'm pretty pissed right now to be honest.I paid for good seats to the Bulls-Lakers earlier this season, and for last night's game against the Clippers. They lost both. They not only lost. They looked lethargic and not at all like the team I've seen on TV. Lame.